Biggest loophole EVER |
Alright. Pay close attention because I have found a way to get us all into heaven.
SO FOCUS!!!
Recently the Catholic church has DELETED purgatory. Don't believe me? Look it up. All the Catholic ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
9 lives of wasted space |
Cats fucking suck.
You heard me.
I can't think of a more worthless animal. They're pets like "pet" lizards or "pet" tarantulas or "pet" gerbils" are pets.
For those of you who have cats, h...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:04:00 GMT |
Beat your child or I WILL |
After wretching the contents of my stomach into the British Airways latrine for two hours, then the Dallas TX airport shitter for one, I boarded my Dallas-->SLC flight with a glass stomach. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 12:05:00 GMT |
Down with "terrorism" |
A little while ago I standing around in my kitchen, reading a headline to the effect of "Eight soldiers killed in roadside bombing." and was talking with my dad about the Taliban, Al Queda, Iraq ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 03:00:00 GMT |
