the stuff i already do. and the person with whom i do said stuff.
and unicorns. i really love unicorns.
and kitties. kitties are bitchin'.
your mom. i relate better to old people, because we have a lot of things in common. i really am a favorite amongst moms, especially my own.
Specific people I'd like to meet:
simon doonan, creative director of barneys new york
the ghost of jerry orbach
cheese, from "foster's home for imaginary friends"
cliff yablonski
skwisgaar skwigelf
guns n roses. joan jett (and the blackhearts). descendents. avail. guided by voices. mötley crüe. dag nasty. morrissey/the smiths. alkaline trio. the explosion. sick of it all. nerf herder. murder city devils. green day. hank III. badly drawn boy. the magnetic fields. blood for blood. the turbo ac's. mc chris. de la soul. neil diamond. t rex. buffy: the musical. knapsack. the jealous sound. crooked fingers. ac/dc. kay hanley/letters to cleo. gorilla biscuits. glen campbell. white zombie/rob zombie. darkest hour. the amazing (royal) crowns. bloodbath and beyond. tiltwheel. hot water music. against me!. yaz. the decemberists. all. sheryl cro(w) mags [aka: cro(w)s]. bran van 3000. judgement night soundtrack. etc. . .
charade. foul play. love in the afternoon. millions. better off dead. mallrats. shaun of the dead. almost famous. hedwig and the angry inch. bring it on. xanadu. grease 2. buffy the vampire slayer. billy elliot. psycho beach party. a night at the roxbury. clerks i and ii. made for disney channel movies (e.g., zenon trilogy). clueless. pretty in pink. vision quest. wayne's world. hot fuzz. house of 1000 corpses. the devil's rejects. kiss kiss bang bang. mirrormask. talladegah nights.
buffy. angel. heroes. law + order. gilmore girls. the oc. csi: miami. grey's anatomy. america's next top model. david letterman. project runway. tom goes to the mayor. aqua teen hunger force. the brak show. home movies. venture brothers. metalocalypse. squidbillies. the closer. murder, she wrote. mystery diagnosis. foster's home for imaginary friends. wonder showzen. bones. veronica mars.
the glorious new buffy comic. fray.
john irving. christopher moore. nick hornby. charles bukowski. henry james. samuel beckett. joseph conrad. einstein's dreams (alan lightman).
pantone guide to communicating with color. crossword puzzles. the chicago manual of style.
my heroes have always been cowboys.
and my mom.
and my high school senior english teacher, mrs. polak.
and (photographer) dan winters.
and (graphic designer) charles s. anderson.
and (genius) joss whedon.