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Magpie

Miss Magnus Opurundi Opus de Magnicide, fluer de O.G., Grand Candidate of P.R., St Vital Nobility.

About Me

I love my dog Oliver,playing the Munsters nickle slot just to here the song and watch Herman break things. I am a woman of simple things. I spend most of my free time playing computer games (the ones where I don't have to play with anyone else.) and watching a ridiculous amount of television. (anyone that says they don't watch any tv is just fucking lying). I say more cuss words than anything else in the English dictionary and love every shit eating second of it.

My Interests

shooting guns

I'd like to meet:

Danny Elfman

Music:

NEAR MISS

Pat Benetar,Foreigner, PJ Harvey, Soundtracks (too many too mention), The Bronx, Quicksand, the white stripes, marilyn manson, barkmarket, cocteau twins, nsync (yeah that's right you little bitches I said NSYNC),Einsturzende Neubauten, Joan Jett, red house painters, queens of the stone age, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Led Zeppelin, Danny Elfman, Turbonegro, She's a Bad Mamma Jamma by Stevie Wonder, Tool, Ice Cube, Crispin Glover, Otis Redding, Dead Can Dance, Zeke, Unsane, Ween, This Mortal Coil, Christain Death, Fu Manchu, Lunachicks, Big Black, Chokebore, Sun Kil Moon, Descendants, The Beastie Boys, Nick Cave, Journey, Fudge Tunnel, The Faint, Down By Law, Supersuckers, Foo Fighters

Movies:

The United States of Leland, Stoked The Rise and Fall of Gator,Die Mommy Die, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Snatch, Barfly, Shakes the Clown, Super Troopers, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Girl Interrupted, The Cell, Grosse Pointe Blank, Mulholland Dr., Blue Velvet, Secretary, Wild at Heart, Pumpkin, The House of Yes, Pretty in Pink, Psycho Beach Party, Pep Squad, The Godfather Trilogy, Crash, Serial Mom, Repo Man, Harold and Maude, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Party Monster, The Omen, Repo Man, State of Grace, Detroit Rock City, Edward Scissorhands, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Cold Blooded, Rounders

Television:

Freaks and Geeks,The Office, Dead Like Me,House, Queer as Folk,The L Word, Criminal Minds, The Young Ones, Simpsons, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Bewitched, Kids in the Hall, Twin Peaks, Monk, CSI, Law and Order, Strangers with Candy, Munsters, 6ft Under, Forensic, Carnivale,The Addams Family, Entourage, Aqua Teenage Hunger Force, Arrested Developement,Psych

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Barrel Fever, Naked, Bukowski, Harry Potter, American Psycho, Book of Superstitions, A Scanner Darkly, A drink with Shane MacGowen, Homicide Investigation, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, Choke, Matilda, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Where the Wild Things Are, Bloodletters and Badmen, Gray's Anatomy, Hunting Humans, The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, Human Monsters, Killer Women, The Basketball Diaries

Heroes:

what the fuck is a "HERO" anyway...
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My Blog

Feeling like a 15yr old.

So I had my dad look for Ivy on line just so he could see all the awesome things she has done in her life and the only thing he manages to look at is MY myspace page. But here's the funny part. He rea...
Posted by Magpie on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:22:00 PST

Fashion Trends that make me want to puke....

So I have a subscription to AP so that I can keep up with what the kids are into and as I am scanning through it I start to notice a horrible hair trend that apparently is a mandatory part of becoming...
Posted by Magpie on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

Just avoiding the whole packing thing...

I haven't done one of these in forever but I really don't want to pack and this will delay it that much longer.   Name:MargaretSingle or Taken:SingleHappy about that:giddy Eye color:shit brown Sh...
Posted by Magpie on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:57:00 PST

Moving day is coming upon me

Holy Crap!!!!!! It is hard to believe that I am leaving Texas in a week. The emotions that are swirling are to vast and bi-polar to try and describe. Lets just say... I have had heart burn and felt li...
Posted by Magpie on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:19:00 PST

What is proper comment etiquette

So I was stroking my own ego by reading my comments and I noticed that I have quite a few from people I have never talked to.   So my question is this....   If a stranger leaves a comment on...
Posted by Magpie on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:02:00 PST

Nick JR. is full of hot air

So.... I woke up on the couch this morning to the sounds of a commercial telling me how to fart and get away with it. As anyone that knows me, I sleep with the television on and most of the time it is...
Posted by Magpie on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST

One of the worst days in a while

I know I don't do these nearly as much as I used to but honestly until recently there really wasn't much to post, err, blog, err whatever.So let me start by saying that I think it's creepy when people...
Posted by Magpie on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:34:00 PST

My new found excitement!!!!

I had recently lost interest in this website. It seemed everyone on here was just adding people for the whole popularity of it all. And if anyone knows me, I really don't give a shit about how many pe...
Posted by Magpie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow that was amazing.....

I just deleted exactly 100 friends and it feels better than taking a huge shit.I have been avoiding this for sometime out of guilt.I think that the whole myspace music thing is one of the best ideas o...
Posted by Magpie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Crap

I haven't done one of these in a very long time. I had no idea you could do all the crap that is on here now. And I have subscribers.....WOW I feel like I need to say something extremely profound s...
Posted by Magpie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST