Rock music, other people's kids, pugs, The Denver Nuggets, Broads that spit, Mochas, Television.
Kristen Wiig...
This guy:Seriously though, this fuckin' guy:The Replacements, Paul Westerberg, Tom Petty, Ryan Adams, Lucinda Williams, Hall and Oates, Van Morrison, Mark Eitzel, American Music Club, Lift to Experience (In my opinion, their album "The Texas Jerusalem Crossroads" is about as good as rock music gets) , AC/DC, Big L, Gram Parsons, Low, The Beatles, Nick Drake, KD Lang, Creedence, Lyle Lovett, Carrier, Fleetwood Mac, Slint, ~itis, Red House Painters, Bjork, Deathcab For Cutie, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Sunny Day Real Estate, Bruce Springsteen, Cursive, U2, Michael Hedges, Dinosaur Jr., John Denver, Van Halen (not Van Hagar!) Simon and Garfunkel, Del tha' Funkee Homosapien, My Morning Jacket, Sigur Ros, George Winston, Ween, The Smiths, Cocteau Twins, Superdrag, Afghan Wigs, Blanketeer, Drag the River, Thunderdick.
River's Edge, The Last Tango in Paris (get the butter),Laws of Gravity, Raising Arizona, Billy Madison, Finding Nemo, March of the Penguins, Pieces of April, Dangerous Liasions, Crash, The Jerk, Little Noises, Ninja Scroll,This is Spinal Tap, Somewhere in Time, Barfly, Kooyanisqatsi, The Adventures of Milo and Otis.
Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Wondershowzen, The Office, Denver Nugget's Locker Room Report, Firefly, LOST (mainly just the first season), Star Blazers, The Dog Whisperer, The Wire, Freaks and Geeks, Sportscenter, Rome, The Ultimate Fighter, Scrubs, The Contender, Carnivale, Da' Ali G Show...respect.
Are You There God, it's me, Margaret? - Judy Blume, Afternoon Delight - Mia Zachary (thanks, Ayanna), Dirt - The authorized biography on Motley Crue, The Little Prince - by some French dude, "Vices guide to Sex, Drugs, And Rock N' Roll"
Gob from "Arrested Development", Tom Petty, Valmont, Earl Boykins, Mark Eitzel, Jack Handey, Henry Miller, Paul Westerberg, Andy Kaufman, Alan Ball, Royce Gracie, Diane Arbus, Keith Olberman, Al Swearengin, Chuck Snow, Jeff Fuller and Brian Tryon Overdrive (happy now, you attention whore?, Crispin Glover. I just realized that there is only one woman on my "heroes" list...sorry, bitches.