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Ryan

I am here for Friends

About Me

The name is Ryan aka JR aka kiddo aka Strikeout King(to very few) aka the Chadster aka Studly(to numerous) aka Coolest Dude Ever...I made that last one up. Anyway, I'm a musicologist. I travel across this great nation with a band called 500 Miles to Memphis. I love friends and family, music, movies, nice weather, Tomstone, Star Wars, Tombstone, dogs, Harrison Ford, free beer, whiskey, tequila, tuaca, mexican food, being a man, confidence, beans and cornbread, coffee, the Double Wides, neon lights, the Big Easy, soap, DRB services, dish washers, stairs, bartenders, America, paper, change jars, honesty, potatoes, the post office, coffee, trucks, off ramps, lasik eye surgery, Dalls, TX, the color black, pomade, my guitar, Harrison Ford, crest whitening toothpaste, the number 2, camel lights, macs, treasure, zombies, Cincinnati and the Tri-state area, sideburns and technology.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My grandfather, Harrison Ford, Johnny Cash, Mike Ness, the Loch Ness Monster, the Bengals, my future wife(which is about as believable as the loch ness monster) finally Mike Ness.

Music:

Neil Young, Old Crow, Bobby Bare Jr, Lucero, Slobberbone, Against Me, Roger Miller, Alkaline Trio, Lucero, Old 97's, the Rolling Stones, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Rev. Horton Heat, the Living End, Cari Clara, Moth, NoFx, Flogging Molly, Drive By Truckers, Slick 57, Rose County Fair, Waylon Jennings, Cash, Hank, Marty Robbins, Arcade Fire, Flaming Lips, Speedbuggy USA, Tiger Army, Dropkick Murphys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bob Dylan, Slobberbone, Social Distortion, Dutch Henry & more that I will add as I think of them.

Movies:

Any low budget horror movie(preferably ones with zombies), Star Wars, Tombstone, The Day the Earth Stood Still and anything with Harrison Ford, ie, ordinary man faced with unlikely circumstances and becomes extraordinary.

Television:

The X-Files, CSI, Law and Order, Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, Dexter, Californication, Da Ali G Show & anything on Adult Swim.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Memnoch the Devil, Dexter, the Da Vinci Code, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Dark Tower series(if I ever get the damned chance to finish it) & A Tale of Two Cities. I also love comics. Spiderman and Ghost Rider!

Heroes:

My Grandpa.

My Blog

I found my DREAM woman!!!!

Unfortunately I don't have a chance in hell. OF COARSE!!! She's hot, intelligent and talented. Check her out. http://www.myspace.com/sarabareillesI know I know. It's total pop music, but I don't ...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:16:00 PST

All My Friends are Crazy...

Here's a prime example:"i know a guy who worked at outback and once he ejaculated in a vat of mashed potatoes on a dare. he died in a car accident a couple of years ago, but not before literally spoon...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

Got no friends.....

Thanks to the wonderful people at Yahoo and Myspace, my previous page got lost somehow. Now I have to start from scratch. It really sucks. I'm pretty pissed about the whole thing.....I don't want t...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:21:00 PST