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Kel Poo

let's go to the back...i don't care how long we have to wait.

About Me

here's how i roll: i laugh alot. i love to bake desserts. i can often be found hooting and hollering at reds games, on tv or at the ballpark. i'm a great friend to have. i tend to put others' happiness before my own. i contradict myself 66% of the time. i'm a girlie chick who screams at bugs, throws like a girl, and loves new clothes. my dude side loves the reds, bengals, jack daniels, and fart jokes. i burp loud and often. i can eat more than the average human; take me to a buffet and you will win my heart. when i find something i want or love i'm into it 100% and there's no convincing me otherwise. i'm passionate. i think too much and tend to be my own worst enemy. i've only really truly disliked one person in my entire life, and it was with good reason. i'm a fantastic drunk dancer. i will never be a teacher. i have bite marks from jeff. thats nice.

My Interests

the lives and names of my little preschool angels, the 80s, and morphing myself into the best halloween bronson to ever grace cincinnati

I'd like to meet:

zach braff (hello lover)

Music:

i like-a the rock-a.

Movies:

short. funny.

Television:

american idol and the office control my life...it is unhealthy and weird.

Books:

everybody poops.

Heroes:

scott my angel. and mr. alex burns...there goes my hero!

My Blog

the best march 17-23 ever

so i'm not much of a "blogger". i used to be. but one lovely little lady friend of mine (by friend i mean anything but friend) enjoyed reading my things too much. but i had to write a little someth...
Posted by Kel Poo on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST

heaven's special child

HEAVEN'S VERY SPECIAL CHILD A meeting was held quite far from Earth.It's time again for another birth.Said the Angels to the Lord above,This Special Child will need much love. His progress may b...
Posted by Kel Poo on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST

school daze

oh wow.  so guess who's back in school?  thats right....this guy.  in order to renew my teaching license (which expired back in june...damn i'm old) and be eligible to teach this year i...
Posted by Kel Poo on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:28:00 PST

i got the fever!

disco fever!  groovy!!!!!  ...
Posted by Kel Poo on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:53:00 PST

june and johnny


Posted by Kel Poo on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:48:00 PST

one step closer to ultimate geekdom

i dont know why i did this.  or why i'm publicly admitting to it.  but last night i watched american idol (as usual...duh) and actually called after the show to vote.  yes, this was a f...
Posted by Kel Poo on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST

when it rains...

...it fucking pours.
Posted by Kel Poo on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:51:00 PST

winter coat on clearance

today i bought a winter coat.  it is official...i am back in cincinnati.  
Posted by Kel Poo on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

mi casa es su casa

everybody who said that they were gonna come visit me in cali absolutely must come now.  cuz just a couple days ago eli and i got an apartment in rancho bernado so you've got a couch to crash on ...
Posted by Kel Poo on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:24:00 PST

kelly in cali

*sigh* so i made it.  san diego.  the whale's vagina. here's my current situation.  i'm staying with the family who owns directbuy (aka the company i'm working for).  they have a c...
Posted by Kel Poo on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:51:00 PST