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Serial Carpens

Ass, Grass, or Cash.

About Me

A computerized pet spider named Cithulu, mystical octopus like creature fomented and posited in the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Go ahead, don't be afraid to scratch Cithulu's belly fur, go ahead now.

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My Interests


That's my ride(or one just like it). A 49 cc Bahama Roketa scooter, 121.4 mpg!

Join ye of the green fairy minded, click above. 'I am only sipping the second glass of that "fascinating, but subtle poison, whose ravages eat men's heart and brain" that I have ever tasted in my life; and as I am not an American anxious for quick action, I am not surprised and disappointed that I do not drop dead upon the spot. But I can taste souls without the aid of absinthe; and besides, this is magic of absinthe! The spirit of the house has entered into it; it is an elixir, the masterpiece of an old alchemist, no common wine.' - Aleister Crowley

A modern major general, yes. Check it, I video taped Ufo's out here in the Las Vegas desert and put that footage in my blog(after posting to youtube.com). That would be the most interesting thing on my profile right now by far. Go there first. Then check out my latest videographic work, Use A Leash! Also in the blog area.

I'd like to meet:

A chick I wouldn't have to use a rubber with, as in a safe, steady relationship, "boring" and/ or "Uh huh, yeah right". I'll do the cooking.You score the drugs.

Would the owner of these panties please report to Carpens?

Music:

Just a random dropping of names from music's collective past, present, and future (no particular order): Sisters of Mercy, Bad Snouts, Elves, Harbor, Calm, Duster, Indian Summer, Her Space Holiday, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, Slits, Pullouts, Jupiter Shifter, Straigh Outa Junior High, The Tight Bros. From Way Back When, Kill Rock Stars, Lookout, Heartattack fanzine, Gravity Records, Three One. G. Jenny Piccolo, The Locust, Nuzzle, Yaphet Kotto, Tom Green rapping, Kool Keith, Eminem, Elevator To Hell, Assfactor4, Bikini Kill, Elliot Smith, Palace Bros., Bangs, The Starlight Desperation, The Champs, Versus, Unwound, Slint, Polvo, Von Iva, Serene Lakes, Kalmex and the Riff Merchants, Helvetia, Virgil's Torment, Love Songs, xoxoPanda, Weezer, Samiam, The Smiths/ Morrissey, The Gamits, The Beatles, Beat Happening, The Donnas, Crimpshrine, Fifteen, The Stooges, Spazz, Sonic Youth, Sebadoh, Programmed For Pleasure, Nirvana, Operation Ivy, Pinhead Gunpowder, Native Nod, Pink Floyd, Malaria!, Le Tigre, Peaches, Jawbreaker, Green Day, Pinhead Gunpowder, Crossed Out, Chicks On Speed, Heroin, Honeywell, Huggy Bear, Anasazi, and the Bobbyteens, Su19b, Lightning Bolt, Daniel Johnston, some electronic, Tiesto, Oakenfold, Van Dyke, Technical Itch, Richie Hawtin (honestly, these are about the only DJ's/ electronic artists I know, I could stand to expand that horizon), bands on the Bomp records - power pop compilation.

Movies:



Stills from 'Naked'.

Peanut humping Puka.

Pretty self explanatory. ..

Starring,
Puka

Jome Tum

& Peanut.

Penelope Spheeris, Peter Greenaway, John Waters, Russ Meyer, Werner Herzog, Jim Jarmusch, Spike Lee, Quintin Tarantino.
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Television:

The V mini-series in the 80's, Silver Spoons, Give me a break, Night Court, Amazing Stories, The History Channel, IFC, The Simpsons.

Books:

My World by Jeff Ott, The Day After Roswell by Colonel Philip J. Corso (Ret.)

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Henry Miller, Ron Jeremy, Kool Keith, Nietzsche, Pele, Yuri Gregarin, and Neil Armstrong.

My Blog

Desktop Debris Slide Show

All the images on my desktop, some from the web, some from and of friends, set to Tiesto and Paul Van Dijk. Enjoi! 14 min. ...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

A slide show of Ufo and Paranormal images, 27 min.

A slide show of Ufo and Paranormal images, 27 min.   ...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:05:00 PST

A real a fight breaks out in the Circus Circus Casino Arcade, Las Vegas.

From the city that brought you 'Bumfights'. (And you wonder what influences these kids. Hmmm.) A real fight breaks out in the Circus Circus Casino Arcade, Las Vegas. Taped by Serial. ...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:25:00 PST

2 other paintings

That I brought to buring man 2006, the second I worked on in the center camp while I was there, the first, I just put on display. ...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST

Holiday Greetings!

A video card I made to send to my friends this holiday season out of some spare footage I had laying around from my Samsung Digimax S500....
Posted by Serial Carpens on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Melvins footage, Live at Celebrity, Las Vegas 11-26-06

Just some footage of The Melvins playing in Las Vegas on their recent tour. With some subtitled comments by me. It was my first time seeing them and it was a great show, check it out. ...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

Hold on a minute, props to Skorchamenza andObjex scenereport

Fri.Before I go goat knobing over on the Melvins pasture. Last Friday's Skorchamenza and Objex show over at the Double Down was one of the best shows I've ever seen there. No doubt, the big orange ecs...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

Draconaut Believer (Long Distance Lovers Mix) Video

Basically, my friends and I have had this idea for a while and we finally pulled it off. 'One small step for man, etc.' To put together a song through the mail, in this case, email. But our first insc...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

Trade Show Schwag/ SantaFact

Autographed porn mags from Hustler, Club, Playboy, and Penthouse, a mountain of cigarettes, rolling papers, a cigarette machine, energy drinks and pills, Hostess treats, candy, rubbers, incense and ai...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

I wrote an actor's monolog.

Should I write more? is my question I guess. As you might recall in previous episodes, I "work", I can hardly call it that sometimes, I love it, as a production assistant in TV, Film, Commercials, Mus...
Posted by Serial Carpens on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:15:00 PST