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About Me

.. .hmmm about me.........................my voice is hideous and screechee and sometimes people run away from it. i'm a total insomniac and sometimes don't get out of bed 'till after 5p.m. . . . i like big dogs as opposed to small dogs, but now just have too many cats - i think most cats are probably dumber than rats... they're at least less motivated. i rarely brush my hair. i enjoy political humor. i can't spell. i'm "fixing up" a house.i'm trying to adjust to a healthier lifestyle.... i've recently incorporated grape nuts and yogurt into my diet, which makes me burp alot. . .. ..I thought I was going to be in real estate forever but coulden't function on a day schedule after a while... I used to work at a Linclon Pk. law firm, that was a great job (martini lunches!!!!), not me though.... . .... Went back to school, got an asso. in science? I don't know why I thought it would be in ceramics or something, it just turned out that way. So that was a huge waste of time and money, and I still can't spell. So now I have all these ideas.... Rock star, wild animal trainer, monster truck driver.... I wanted to make a horror movie, had it in my head for the past 15 years, someone finally made it. I wish I could get a City or State job, at night. . As i'm nearing "middle age", i'm contemplating what i want to do with my life and what i'd like to change about it... no answers yet. i'm open to suggestions.... not on a voice operation though. . . . . . .

My Interests

whatever. i'm interested in everything and nothing seriously. i like real estate, animals - especially rats. i have way too many cats, it like takes up half my day and all my $ . .. stupid hobbies like candle making, hand building ceramics, gorey make-up/masks, monster trucks, foreign cultures, art (but not artsy fartsy stuff), cooking.... i wanna learn to make sushi..... i'm too lazy to have any real serious interests. THIS QUOTE CRACKED ME UP...."I am really lazy.... really really lazzzzzzzzzzy.. I stay at home.. watch tv and that's about it.. and I like sex.. but I always like to be on the bottom... being on top is too much worK." .
You Are Absinthe

You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What alcoholic drink are you? ... .... .

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I'd like to meet:

see heros. . .oh, and Fabio... I CAN"T BELIEVE it's not butter. oh yea and weirdos, can't have enough weirdos in your life.and this squirrel...... ************************************************ . ...

Music:


...metal... The basics - Megadeth and other tech.metal, Testament, Slayer, Anthrax, Motorhead , Kiss, , Coroner, , Fear Factory, DRI, Dio... deep affection for barely known 80's hardly metal (not much glam). I like The Darkness though , I just can't help it. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------- I LOVE QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE!!!!!!!!and asso. projects.- ---------------------- ---------------------------------------"Good ol' boy" music like Skynard, blackfoot, J. Cash, Nazareth, Raging Slab, Kenny W. Shepherd, hillbilly gospel .... ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ Afro-Carribean Music of all sorts, especially Cuban and hard-core dance hall reggae. Anything on the buena vista social club soundtrack, Buju Banton, old B.Spear, Tosh...I don't like the reggae that's just a remake of american pop tunes though. Public radio's Afro-pop Worldwide plays some cool stuff ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------- Basic romantic classical music --------------------------------Funky Funk like parliament (bootsy's awesome) , Gap band, yarlbro & peeples, chaka kahn, DAzz.... ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- Soul like Anita Baker, Luther Vandross, d'angelo and unfortunately R.Kelly (not his saga opera stuff, but I am up on the latest chapters). ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- I like rap.... Run DMC, Ghetto boyz, Nwa, Grand Mstr. Flash... any soundtrack from electric bugaloo, breakin' --- N.E.R.D., Nappy Roots.... .... Punky basics like the ,Clash, Talking heads, some Sex Pistols/Pil ... --------------- Some new rock like Jet, Hives, White Stripes ------------------------------------------------------------ And oldies like Rush , Journey, Triumph, Traffic, Hendrix.... Souxsie & Banshees, Smiths... -------------------- Some blues old like... Etta James, howlin' wolf, , buddy guy, willie dixon and some newer like Robert Cray Band. But I'm defiantly not an afficionado. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------- Some old jazz like Cannonball Adderly, Buddy Rich, Dizzy.... Some new jazz like Madeski, Martin & Wood------------------------------------------------- all kinds of 80's rock, The Firm, Billy Thorpe, Squire, Toto, Asia, Frank Marino and Mahogany Rush - ------------------------------------------ I know all the words/beats to every 80's song/joint ever- rap, rock, pop, old house (from radio BMX in Chicago).------------- --------club stuff like basement jaxx, gorillaz, thrill kill cult-------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Also stuff like Jane's, any Marleys , Sublime, techno. dancy metal stuff like godflesh, death metal (not the words, unless they make me laugh) , joss stone, b.boys, guitar rock, disco kiss , fatboy slim, P.J. Harvy, Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, The Dead , ------------------- I just listen to what I like, which is everything except most country and modern composers like Philip glass.** .

Movies:

rings, potter, !!!!!!!!!NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD-BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! , EVIL DEAD II , shining.... girlie movies with meg ryan but not with melanie griffith (she so white trashy). Funny B movies and cult classics. FRIDAY . Crappy movies like those hosted by Son of Svenghouli & Elvira. Any of those movies with long haired men in homo-erotic situations like that anne rice vampire movie or ceasar ............................................................ ............................................................ ..... . . .

Television:

news junkie, bbc t.v., ab. fab., mind numbing series (i love wife swap, the nanny), pbs.... everything but hsn, mtv, and outdoor living network (a.k.a. the watch bambi die channel.... free meat is fine but don't be a psycho hick). anyway.... twilight zone, patty duke, munsters, all in the family, laugh in, benny hill, daily show.... . .. . DEAR MR. PRESIDENT-- Metal By Numbers

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Books:

books on gov't secrets, potter, rings, poe.... greek classics (translated and abbriviated) ....art history & history stuff (which i instantly forget), info. books. I admiRe Ee cuMMinGs.... things that warp the mind like stupid books on serial killers and books to bolster my paranoia. i love home handyman & consumer reports mags. The velveteen rabbit :-( .....

Heroes:

WHAT I ASPIRE TO BE.............WHAT I AM.

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