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Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD)

Nothing left to chance, nothing underestimated. Yes, we receive daily intelligence reports. We know

About Me

We’re in the roller derby business and business is GOOD! In case you haven’t noticed we’ve made some major changes in the league to support it's growth. Currently there are over 350+ roller derby leagues nationwide. HARD is now part of 56 nationally ranked leagues lucky enough to qualify and be chosen as a Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, (WFTDA) league. The crème of the crop so to speak. We’ve split into two travel teams. The Knockouts will be concentrating primarily on WFTDA bouts with the Fallouts holding down the home front and keepin’ the locals honest. It’s been a super busy last six months hustling to bring YOU our beloved Central Pennsylvania fans the national league you all deserve. We hope you approve.-Revised larger, bigger, better second half 2008 season schedule to reappear here soon. - Nuclear Knock you Out....
....Then drop some Fallouts on you
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HARD!! Harrisburg-Area-Roller-Derby. We are a group of HARD working women dedicated to bringing this awesome spectator sport to the greater Harrisburg area. Our home rink is the Olympic Skating Center in Enola, PA. Practices are Monday and Thursday nights.A HUGE THANK YOU to all the fans who come to our bouts in support of their Nuclear Knockouts. We love all the signs and the noise. The more the better! If you haven't seen us you're missin' it, be sure and get to our next.OUR TRAVEL TEAM: Nuclear KnockoutsTEAM COLORS ARE: Toxic Green and Black Eye Black Myspace Extended Network Banners
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My Interests

Gettin' the game face on

Nash "Bandito" Villain 2007 MVP / 2008 Knockout Capo

Rainbow's Revenge 2008 Knockout Co-Capo "Bow knows derby"

The "Rat Pack" bringin' the jammer threw

Mother Trucker in front doin' what she does so well

Dosa Badazz: Words like, kapow whack splat ugh wham and terminated should come to mind

I'm Holden Grudges and I approve this message

Nasty is Fasty

HARD hitting, HARD style

Oppositions increasingly popular floor level view

This Jammer is done

Another jammer done. Proof that heart, determination and skill rule over size and brute muscle in roller derby.

Whiskey Business displays Knockout heart.

HARDians never say die, two Knockouts in the box, three Blockers on, Pivot already on the floor...and she made the Jammer stopping hit

Trust in knowing Raven is as serious about this sport as she looks

If it looks as though we're a pretty tight group and actually like one another, we are and we do. If ya take on one of us, ya take on all of us. We work HARD at this sport but also know how to have fun and show a great time when the works done. There's ALWAYS room for one more skater. Are YOU the next HARD MVP?

My Blog

FALLOUT DROPS DOOM AS WMD IS FOUND AND DESTROYED BY NUCLEAR KNOCKOUT

ENOLA, PA - On Sunday, June 8th, Harrisburg Area Roller Derby held a double header in which their B-team, the Fallout Femmes took on the Mason Dixon Roller Vixens from Maryland and the Nuclear Knockou...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:56:00 PST

PHILLY PROVEN BOMB PROOF

ENOLA, PA -- Sunday, April 20th saw the Nuclear Knockouts kick off Harrisburg Area Roller Derby's 2008 season with a long-awaited bout against the Philthy Britches, one of the Philly Rollergirls' intr...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

2008 HARD vs HARD Fan Intro Bout

Hey Derby Fans, The league has been working HARD over the winter months and are now ready to introduce the latest additions well as the returning vets. Our fans have asked for more derby action so fo...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:51:00 PST

TOTAL BLOW OUT- 2007 H.A.R.D AWARDS BANQUET

On Saturday, December 15, 2007, the Harrisburg Area Roller Derby held their first annual Holiday Banquet and Awards Ceremony at the Radisson Penn Harris Hotel and Convention Center in Camp Hill. Takin...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

KNOCKOUTS GO OUT WITH A BANG

Sunday November 11 saw the last game of Harrisburg Area Roller Derby's inaugural season, when their Nuclear Knockouts took on Richmond, Virginia's River City Rollergirls at Olympic Skating Center in E...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

KNOCKOUTS DETONATE DUTCHLAND

On Saturday October 13th, Lancaster, PA's Dutchland Derby Rollers hosted the Dutchland Derby Carnival at Overlook Activities Center in Lancaster where Dutchland's All Stars took on Harrisburg's Nucl...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

KNOCKOUTS DROP THE BOMB ON NEW JERSEY DIRTY DAMES

On Sunday September 9th, at the Olympic Skating Center in Enola, PA, Harrisburg's Nuclear Knockouts took on the New Jersey Dirty Dames' Hub City Hellrazors resulting in a landslide victory of over 100...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:03:00 PST

Attention Fans! Sept 23rd Cincinnati Bout Canceled (but all is not lost)

Due to late circumstances beyond our control Cincinnati has decided to cancel and have declined the scheduled Sept. 23rd bout.  A huge apology goes out to our HARD fans and su...
Posted by Harrisburg Area Roller Derby (HARD) on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:56:00 PST