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The Orpheum

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

BANDS CLICK HERE TO BOOK A SHOW

Or If you wanna open for one of the shows on the calendar below. We are always lookin for dope openers for these shows!

IF YOU WANNA BOOK A SHOW CLICK HERE!!!

My Interests

Shows, Drinking, Dancing, Drinking, Shows, getting abused etc.

I'd like to meet:

Professional drinkers who can hold their sauce and not throw up all over me!!! ladies with tight skirts and guys with tighter jeans.

Music:

Music!?!?? They play music in me?? Doesn't that distract from the drinkin???"Somebody get that girl with the paper cup outta the bathroom and tell her she needs i.d.""What??""I SAID, SOMEBODY GET THAT GIRL OUTTA THE BATHROOM AND TELL HER SHE NEEDS I.D.!!!!""....WHAT!!?!?"

Books:

never learned to read...?

My Blog

play zombie grinder in here

Zombie Grinder 60000 -Something a little different - Play me and grow big- www.hemmendorff.com ...
Posted by The Orpheum on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:51:00 PST

BAR TRANSLATIONS

1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.) 2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU." (Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a doll...
Posted by The Orpheum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST