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Jen

crazy_virgo_momma

About Me

I'm crazy, I'm loud, I don't give a shit what people think or hear of me. I'm straight and to the point. This year I'm all about the planet and trying to save us all. I think that too many people are unaware of their effect on the envoirnment with our american way of mass consuming. Little things add up to a big impact. REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE!!! My lil'man, who's growing too fast!!! I'm loyal to my friends and would do anything for them. I wish I had more time to spend with each and everyone of them. I work at an AVEDA but I'm not a hair stylist!! I'm an esthetician so don't ask me to cut your hair unless you want me to rip it out of your skin.

My Interests

wiskey, wine, wheat beer, .......Fish Taco's, rumbas, caffine in all its glorious forms, eyebrows, hotsauce, walks, cooking, great food, organics, talking, dancing, singing the wrong words at shows, shows, much needed vacations, politics, thrifting for accessories..."you can never have enough shoes, hats and handbags..." (Patsy Stone), love love patent leather shoes!, canadians especially P.H., friends, kisses, organizing and purging cluttered outdated closets, growing and evolving in this life, nutrition information, muffins

I'd like to meet:

i heard that bald hottie larry david is single, anyone have his digits?

Music:

Owls, the Cure, of montreal, aloha, zzzz's, make believe, matt pond pa, Euphone, Built to spill, Jets to Brazil, Sugarcubes, Modest Mouse, Broadcast, Fleetwood mac, The Smiths, old Alkaline Trio, Fugazi, The Pixies, Pedro the Lion, Owen, Cindi Lauper,The Get up Kids, Duran Duran, The Verve, Dead Kennedys, Snoop Dogg, Enon, The weakerthans, Hey Mercedes, Wilco, Hot Hot Heat, I am The World Trade Center, The Postal Service, Beck, Franz Ferdinand, Hot Snakes, Minus the Bear, Tenacious D, Smoking Popes, Beulah, Coldplay, Morrissey, Screeching Weasel, Bad brains,Gnarles Parkley, JT, At the Drive-in, CHER, Bjork, Olive, scissor sisters, Outcast "aint no thang but a chicken wing"

Movies:

the oh! in ohio, Cry baby, the Jerk, What's eating Gibert Grape, Hairspray, but i'm a cheerleader!, Adam and Steve, Blood diamonds, Lord of the Rings, Napolean Dynamite, Super troopers, Willow, Cold Mountain, Anchorman, 21 Grams, Edward Scissorhands, I 3 huckabees, Goonies, Big, Dancer in the Dark, Best in show, Brain candy, I love your work, The Great Outdoors, dot the i, down with love, any movie by my fav directors right now: Padro Almodovar, Alejandro gonzales inarritu

Television:

Strangers with candy, niptuck, ANTM thats right! my girls mollie and janie!, Big love, dexter, Weeds, LOST. And RIP carnivale, Six feet under, Arrested development, always sunny in philadelphia, curb your enthusiasm

Books:

A tale of two cities, Horton hatches the egg, The Red Tent, Stupid white men, here and back again, The lord of the Rings, Dude Where's my country?, Fast food nation, Bengie the bean sprout doesn't eat meat, Favorite author at this time would hands down be David sedaris and also love miss Amy Sedaris " I like you: hospitality under the influence", Running with scissors

Heroes:

parker posey

My Blog

bus party

I found this on de novo dahl site. its a little momento of a great weekend with Hot hot heat, BSC and my girl with me thru it all james!!! ...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:13:00 PST

paper cuts from Hell

Who would have guessed that being a personal assistant/ modivational life coach, would be so painful. The dreaded paper cut!!! My poor cuticles looked like shit before but now they're so puffy and b...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

invasion!!!

Termites, fleas, and the occasional palmetto bug have started to make me crazy!! First it was the once a week flea that would jump on me in the hallway and this week i five on me in an instant. The t...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:33:00 PST

penis

well today was a day to remember.  I had just done a body treatment on a wife and was about to do one on her husband.  he was laying on the table with the towel across his privates as I star...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:24:00 PST

cooter

Today was so slow at the spa that I didn't have even one eyebrow to wax.  So I desided to wax myself and I tell you what it takes a REAL woman to pull her own hair off her bikini!!
Posted by Jen on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:17:00 PST

depression

I'm less than five days I have to drive my little angel to Atl so he can stay three months with his dad.  I struggling back the tears every time I think about not having his adorable little smile...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST

OVER IT!!!!!

were should I begin....... I'm over boys for starters. If your a boy who lives in tampa I'm over it. I'm over ex's, I'm over current drama and past drama, I'm over grandparnets and fathers, I'm o...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:41:00 PST

Aveda

Now that I'm at aveda forty hours a week and have "homeplay" another  twenty:   I feel like I eat, sleep, and shit aveda.  Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have it anyother way. I've been...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:16:00 PST

WHY?????

Why is it when I go to a movie theater and sit down away from everyone else so I can have peace from stupid comments and russeling of popcorn bags. That the very next people to walk into the theater h...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chicago!!!!!!

I just got back from a 38 hour vaycay to chi-town with Jackie and Noah. We went to see the final show of Hey Mercedes and some much needed down time. I loved the city, I would never live in N.Y. or ...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST