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Underground Man

Well, so I too will talk about myself.

About Me

I am a sick man... I am an angry man. I am an unattractive man. I think there is something wrong with my liver. But I don't understand the least thing about my illness, and I don't know for certain what part of me is affected. I am not having any treatment for it, and never have had, althrough I have a great respect for medicine and for doctors. I am besides extremely superstitious, if only in having such respect for medicine. (I am well educated enough not to be superstitious, but superstitious I am.) No, I refuse treatment out of spite. That is something you will probably not understand. Well, I understand it. I can't of course explain who my spite is directed against in this matter; I know perfectly well that I can't 'score off' the doctors in any way by not consulting them; I know better than anybody that I am harming nobody but myself. All the same, if I don't have treatment, it is out of spite. Is my liver out of order? Let it get worse!

My Interests

But all these are golden daydreams. Tell me, who was it who first declared, proclaiming it to the whole world, that a man does evil only because he does not know his real interests, and if he is enlightened and has his eyes opened to his own best and normal interests, man will cease to do evil and at once become virtuous and noble, because when he is enlightened and understands what will really benefit him he will see his own best interest in his virtue, and since it is well known that no man can knowingly act against his best interests, consequently he will inevitably, so to speak, begin to do good. Oh, what a baby! Oh, what a pure innocent child!

I'd like to meet:

L'homme de la nature et de la vérité

Music:

Oh, if only it was out of laziness that I do nothing! Lord, how much I should respect myself then! I should respect myself because I had something inside of me, even if it was only laziness....

Movies:

WEDDING CRASHERS! Oh, how I enjoy Owen Wilson!

Television:

Ah, gentlemen, what will have become of our wills when everything is graphs and arithmetic, and nothing is valid but two and two make four? Two and two will make four without any will of mine! Is that what one's own will means?

Books:

The Story of Falling Sleet

Heroes:

I should like to tell you now, whether you want to hear it or not, why I couldn't even make an insect of myself. I tell you solemnly that I have wanted to make an insect of myself many times. But I couldn't succeed even in that.

My Blog

My night as a "wing man"

For those of you few souls who've read my earlier blogs, you know I am a humble man, of peasant Russian origin, who chose to turn away from his career as a Civil Servant and instead live twenty years ...
Posted by Underground Man on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:05:00 PST

There is no more underground!

The underground is as endangered as any wetlands. Long ago, even Myspace was an underground of sorts--but since then Fox and Rupert Murdoch have bought it. I defy you corporate goons to censor me! ...
Posted by Underground Man on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST

My makeover

Mind you, I lived most of my life in the Underground of squalid cities; so imagine my surprise when several of my friends in Los Angeles arranged to have me "made over." What an atrocious experience ...
Posted by Underground Man on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:24:00 PST

The Old Seattle Library

I lived for several weeks once in the Seattle Public Library. This wasn't the new Seattle Public Library, which is an architectural feat, designed such that light pours in every window with such a re...
Posted by Underground Man on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:38:00 PST

My suffering memoir has been optioned

I am an underground man. For forty years I had lived underground, until very recently, when my work was optioned by a small production company. Now I am in Hollywood! I take meetings with producers...
Posted by Underground Man on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST