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Miss Pee

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the

About Me

Always ready to dip my ass in a margarita glass.
One way to get your paradiddles right. Hug a drummer. Here with Brann Dailor.
Becoming vegetarian has done wonders for me. You should join us.
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I'm a sad muthafuka that mixes work with social life - I knew it was bad news when it all started back in 1995 but I've done faaackall to stop it since. I'm not really as arrogant as I may come across so, a bit like Blackie Lawless, I'm misunderstood lol.
I produce metal show TINITUS on Norwegian national radio, P3, www.nrk.no/tinitus (www.myspace.com/tinitus_norway and www.myspace.com/tinitus_norway ) and work as label manager for Tabu Recordings during the day. I get shitload of dung because of these two jobs since they are seen as being in conflict with each other. Do I think that type of hassle is justified? NO. It's a bit like 'shagging your way up'. It might provide you with short-term opportunities but you'll soon run out of people to shag cos they're either dead of some insidious disease and you'll always be remembered as the 'industry bike' by the survivors. Not for me. I'm more of a tease. Or just strictly professional. Take your pick.
I have freelanced as a journalist for a variety of rock / metal magazines including Metal Hammer (UK), Rock Sound (UK), Terrorizer (UK), Power Play (UK) and Metal Maniacs (USA) and the only reason why I've not keeled over yet is cos I've never done hard drugs. Apart from that time when I sniffed something that didn't make me feel any different. Now, I feel that "drugs are for losers and people with a small penis". And yes, size does matter. I still write for Rhythm when my busy schedule allows and I don't cook as often as I'd like to. Though I manage to feed my lovely cats on a regular basis. I've recently picked up pole-dancing again. The joy of real fitness! I enjoy winding up humourless idiots. Life is like a flatline if you take yourself too seriously. I argue in the name of justice. And I lose acquaintances over it. Despite my nickname, I don't have a weak bladder. Yet. Deep down, though, I'm just a drum nerd. It's a tendency that can be cured and I nurse it like a bad hangover though sometimes I slip and bore the pants off my closest friends. Especially whenever I get to chat with a drummer that I'm into. I don't know what will happen when I meet Stewart Copeland. I'll probably just start limping from the shock.
ps. I can be overly communicative at times. And obsessed with sex the next. Does that make me a typical woman or a transvestite?
I did this highly challenging questionnaire whilst high on PMT the other day:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Miss Pee
Birthday: 09/11/1790
Birthplace: Milano, the capital of superficiality (fashion)
Current Location: Oslo, the village
Eye Color: Two
Hair Color: Black as the 1349 plague in Norway
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi dexter (get yr dictionaries out!!)
Your Heritage: Nordic, in my previous lives
The Shoes You Wore Today: I dont remember such banal bollox
Your Weakness: Sex, witty people, strippers shoes etc
Your Fears: a Celine Dion concert
Your Perfect Pizza: Quattro Stagioni without meat...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Asking Brendon Urie whether he's botoxed his lips
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I've just got a boner!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I am a lucky biatch
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain (swiftly followed by my tits)
Your Bedtime: too old for that!
Your Most Missed Memory: my parents' wedding
Pepsi or Coke: Esophagus cancer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Murder in a bun
Single or Group Dates: orgies, yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tumour of the liver
Chocolate or Vanilla: Nutella
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino!!!
Do you Smoke: only when I look in the mirror, baby!(and when I'm at the pub)
Do you Swear: When Im beyond myself, I utter 'gosh'
Do you Sing: Yes!!
Do you Shower Daily: I would if I had the time, busy life...
Have you Been in Love: I'm not dead yet
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, vomited all over it...
Do you want to get Married: Yes but Peter Parker is already spoken for...
Do you belive in yourself: the truth is out there
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I hear Manowar play
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd need a mirror to answer that question...
Are you a Health Freak: without the health
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, I have grown up
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if I'm promised tantric sex (or was it 'sweet lurrve'?) by the fire
Do you play an Instrument: it used to be drums until I tried my Fiesta's gear stick
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you mean drunk, you illiterate monkey?
In the past month have you Smoked: let me check my Camel packet...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ahem, no, I'm a bit boring like that...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not been asked on a date for over four years, go figure!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oslo City, mega mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: how big is a box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, I leave that to freaks
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, everytime I open the fridge door
In the past month have you been Dumped: not officially
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, why, is anybody offering?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. I am currently employed.
Ever been Drunk: been there, done that, heaved on the tshirt etc etc...
Ever been called a Tease: constantly, I play so hard to get!
Ever been Beaten up: why, cos I wore my Panic! At The Disco girlie at Hole In The Sky?
Ever Shoplifted: No, never fancied any of the shop assistants
How do you want to Die: laughing/shagging (pref. not at the same time)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A nun. Jesus is a hottie!
What country would you most like to Visit: Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green / Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Preferably long so I have something to hold on to as I drag him back to my cave
Height: tall enough to reach for the top shelf at newsagents
Weight: heavy enough to leave footprints in the sand
Best Clothing Style: No clothes, please
Number of Drugs I have taken: No junkies, please
Number of CDs I own: a couple...
Number of Piercings: 6 where the sun dont shine, I clatter when I walk
Number of Tattoos: Pathetic! I need some flames on my forehead
Number of things in my Past I Regret: monkey questionnaires (where r my peanuts?)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Gluttony: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.
Buddhism


83%

Satanism


79%

Paganism


79%

Hinduism


75%

Islam


54%

Judaism


50%

atheism


50%

agnosticism


38%

Christianity


33%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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..t--My score on../t-- The Star Wars Personality Test :

Han Solo
(You scored 50% airiness, 47% squishiness, and 36% edginess!)


According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, you are most like Han Solo in personality.Han Solo is down-to-earth and improvisational, cool-headed and cynical. Appeals to emotion rarely sway him, but as he matured throughout the saga, he let his less-well-developed compassionate side show occasionally.Solo is, in a word, cool.(The polar opposite of Han Solo is &Princess Leia Organa.)The eight profiles are as follows:&Han Solo &Yoda &Chewbacca &Threepio &Artoo &Darth Vader &Luke Skywalker &Princess Leia

..t--Link../t--: The Star Wars Personality Test ( .. )

My Interests

The three Ps: Pain. Poetry. Pancakes. Then the three Ss. Sex. Shakespeare. Swearing.

I'd like to meet:

Brann Dailor, Chewbacca and Wolverine in a Star Wars simulated ride at some really cool amusement park. You cant go wrong with someone who has a great sense of rhythm & quick wit, someone who is fun and someone who's utterly unpredictable and feral. My perfect date grrrrr!
A sweaty Brann Dailor
Oh look, it's Miss Pee and Brann Dailor, gosh! (Alex, stop snapping and find me a margarita glass, quick)

Miss Pee & Bill Kelliher from Mastodon, London, Nov 2006 (pic taken by Alex Milas - again?! Alex, are you dating her?!)
More MASTODONTIC fun in London, March 2007. Gingerbread man, Brent Hinds obviously afraid of getting pee-ed on.

Music:

Fuck off...

Movies:

CLERKS, MALLRATS, CHASING AMY, DOGMA, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, LOST HIGHWAY, MULHOLLAND DRIVE, DANGEROUS LIAISONS, the real STAR WARS trilogy, not the recent piece of crap they fed us with. Jar Jar Binx my arse!

Television:

League Of Gentlemen, Spaced, South Park, Twin Peaks...

Books:

The Secrets of Love And Lust (Simon Andreae), Bloodline of the Holy Grail (Laurence Gardner), The Holy Blood And The Holy Grail (Baigent, Leigh, Lincoln), The Celestine Vision (James Redfield), Many Lives Many Masters, The Tibetan Book Of Living And Dying (Sogyal Rinpoche), Psychopathology of Daily Life (Sigmund Freud), The Interpretation Of Dreams (Sigmund Freud), Jokes and their relation to the Unconscious (Sigmund Freud)...

Heroes:

Wolverine, Chewbacca and Jenna Jameson! And Jesus, the ultimate rebel.

My Blog

Kerrang! Awards Special on Minas show, NRK P3!

There was plenty of diverse talent at this year's KERRANG! AWARDS and what couldn't be used on Tinitus, showcased exclusively on NRK P3's MINA - the morning show's Gobshite Queen!  From...
Posted by Miss Pee on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

Star War personality test - I'm really Han Solo...

Your Score: Han Solo You scored 50% airiness, 47% squishiness, and 36% edginess! ..http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/titania70//HanSolo. jpg"> According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, y...
Posted by Miss Pee on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:01:00 PST

MASTODON, NEUROSIS, HATEBREED + more on tonight's Tinitus: 4th July!

You've heard the drunken antics of the audience at Hove during our live transmission from the festival last week. We were not that far off ourselves. Bassist 'Slow' from UNEARTH and drummer Andy from...
Posted by Miss Pee on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST

TINITUS - live from the Hove festival on Wed, 27th June!

Same time different venue, TINITUS goes live from the Hove festival next week from 20:00!It's the metal day at Hove with LAMB OF GOD, CHIMAIRA, UNEARTH, GOJIRA and DIMENSION F3H, so TINITUS will have ...
Posted by Miss Pee on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:22:00 PST

MASTODON & LAMB OF GOD on tonight's TINITUS!

TINITUS tonight gets you in the mood for the Hove festival. With bands such as HATEBREED, MASTODON, SLAYER, LAMB OF GOD, UNEARTH, CHIMAIRA, NEUROSIS and GOJIRA there's more than a molehill to celebrat...
Posted by Miss Pee on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

Golden Gods Special with Nikki Sixx & Marion Raven, Slayer, Heaven & Hell and more (13.06)!!

With guests such as MOTLEY CRÜE's Nikki Sixx chaperoning Norwegian singer-songwriter Marion Raven, SLAYER, HEAVEN & HELL, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, MACHINE HEAD, MASTODON, LAMB OF GOD and the rest, The Golde...
Posted by Miss Pee on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST

Brann's obsession replaced by Jean-Paul's...

It's a drum (nerd) thing. You go from one snare sound to the next and right now, I am rather stuck on CLUTCH's Jean-Paul Gaster's. Delicate, tasteful and downright brutal at times, Gaster's perfo...
Posted by Miss Pee on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:14:00 PST

The hitch-hikers guide to a rib-shattering galaxy

Some people break ribs whilst snowboarding. I'd rather break bones by having a laugh. And since life is a big gore movie underneath it all, I also popped a couple of veins whilst reading these:"I...
Posted by Miss Pee on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST

Hot Fuzz - a verbal synopsis of the film on Tinitus tonight 28th March!

Hot Fuzz opens in Norway on 13th April. If you're a fan of surreal comedy a la Spaced, Shaun Of The Dead and sundries, you gotta check it out! A verbal synopsis on tonight's Tinitus on NRK P3. ...
Posted by Miss Pee on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST

Grim birthday Braaaaaann...

...32 today and faaaaar too old for me, that's right! Preferred age - in general - would have to be between 16 and 22. Oh hum. Means I'll have to exchange my boyfriend who's ...
Posted by Miss Pee on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST