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The Biatches

What is this, hot chick festival? (Brent Hinds)

About Me

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Imagine what the world would be like without biatches. Whether you're a Biatch from Northern Darkness or you're a Miami Biatch, the world just cannot go 'round without you.
Would the world be a better place if there were more oestrogen than testosterone? We dont know for sure. Just look at Britain during the Thatcher-years.
Nelly Liger (aka Blond Biatch) has been part of the music industry in London for 8 years – currently working as a plugger for The Noise Cartel with hiatch Adam Sagir, writing for Terrorizer magazine and various French publications and press agencies, also a presenter on Rockworld TV. BB is also a lecturer in French lit and translation. She recently finished her doctoral thesis after many years of hard work!
She has previously worked as a freelancer for several publications such as Rhythm, Metal Hammer, Rock Sound in the UK and Total Addict, Batteur, Hard N' Heavy, in France, covering mainly rock, metal and indie.
Other past experiences include a stint as a freelancer for MTV2 on the weekly rock / metal show 'The Riot' that went out across the UK and Europe where she gathered vox pops and backstage interviews with partner in crime Miss Pee (currently producer of Tinitus, metal show on Norwegian national radio, NRK P3 - www.nrk.no/tinitus). The Blond Biatch was also the main presenter on Detonator TV, conducting interviews on the channel.
When not going to gigs or getting horribly drunk at The Fox or The Crobar, The Blond Biatch likes to chill out and read, run amazingly high telephone bills, max out her credit card on shopping (then cry about it) and start the cycle all over again the following week!
Patrizia Mazzuoccolo (aka Miss Pee) has worked as a music journalist for over 10 years whoring her writing skills around to magazines like Metal Hammer (UK), Terrorizer (UK), Rock Sound (UK), Power Play (UK) and Metal Maniacs (US). Though she's so busy that she needs to schedule time to take a piss these days, she still writes for her first and only love, Rhythm where in 2002-2003 she had her own metal column. She worked as a Promotions Producer for the Sky Television network in London between 1998 and 2002 and has done screen work on MTV2's The Riot with partner in crime, Blond Biatch Nelly Liger in 2002. She has lived in London for 14 years and currently resides in Oslo, Norway.
Miss Pee is the producer of hot metal show Tinitus on Norwegian national radio NRK P3 - www.nrk.no/tinitus (equivalent to The Rock Show on BBC Radio One in the UK). To date, Tinitus, whose opening titles feature the main riff from MASTODON's 'Blood And Thunder', has an average of 64 000 listeners, about 1.5% of the population of Norway.
Miss Pee is a total drum nerd and has been known to have obsessional tendencies over Mastodon's Brann Dailor and Tool's Danny Carey. Watch out!Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

A few select ones, usually centred around the planet of Biatch. And the Lizard Biatches, of course.

I'd like to meet:


MySpace Trackerwell we spend more time with rockstars than our own mums so we don't need to meet anyone famous. Instead, we'll show you a hot guy we know.One of the Notodden Biatches. Trym from EMPEROR.

Music:

Death, grind, grunge, indie, black biatch. That 'Colony of Biatches' by MASTODON. Cool song. And 'Milk Lizard' by The Dillinger Escape Plan. Unealthy obsession with Panic At The Disco. Yessss they dropped the exclamation mark!

Movies:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Biatches, Full Metal Biatch, The Biatch Strikes Back, The Biatchfather, Biatches of the Lost Ark, Sunset Bulevbiatch, Schindler's Biatch, Once Upon A Biatch in America, Biatch of Frankenstein, It's a Wonderful Biatch, Biatch Club, To Kill a MockingBiatch, A Clockwork Biatch, Saving Private Biatch, Bravebiatch, Terminator 2: Judgement Biatch, The Biatch of the Rings, Biatch and Silent Bob Strike Back...

Television:

One Biatch in the Grave, Biatchwatch, Can't Biatch Won't Biatch, Doctor Biatch, Little Biatch, Biatch Swap, League of Gentlebiatches, Murphy's Biatch, Biatch and Order, Biatchadder, Blind Biatch, Biatch and the City, Desperate Biatches...

Books:

Biatch and Prejudice, The Divine Biatch, Biatch and Sensibility, The Voyage of the Biatch, Paradise Biatch, The Biatch and the Pendulum, The Portait of Biatch Grey, Animal Biatch, Letter to a Young Biatch, Biatch Karenina, Whuthering Biatches...

Heroes:

William Shakespeare for all his wonderful plays, Taming of the Biatch, Romeo and his Biatch, Two Biatches of Verona, A Midsummer's Night's Biatch...

My Blog

Miss Pee’s TINITUS gets grim tonight - DARKTHRONE in the studio!

The 'Don't Smile, My Love, Your Face Will Crack' brigade is at it again as ravishing grimness lords, DARKTHRONE's Fenriz and Nocturno Culto's presence permeates in our studio tonight. With new album, ...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

TINITUS tonight - 25.07 - interview with NIGHTWISH!

TINITUS gets up close and personal with NIGHTWISH's driving force, Tuomas Holopainen and new vocalist, Anette Olzon. Hear some extracts from the interview throughout the show. Plus, hear Anette ...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, it is all true...

Black EyesPeople with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love ...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

MASTODON, NEUROSIS, HATEBREED + more on tonight's Tinitus: 4th July!

You've heard the drunken antics of the audience at Hove during our live transmission from the festival last week. We were not that far off ourselves. Bassist 'Slow' from UNEARTH and drummer Andy from...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST

TINITUS - live from the Hove festival on Wed, 27th June!

Same time different venue, TINITUS goes live from the Hove festival next week from 20:00!It's the metal day at Hove with LAMB OF GOD, CHIMAIRA, UNEARTH, GOJIRA and DIMENSION F3H, so TINITUS will have ...
Posted by The Biatches on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

Miss Pee's TINITUS with LAMB OF GOD & MASTODON tonight, 20th June!

TINITUS tonight gets you in the mood for the Hove festival. With bands such as HATEBREED, MASTODON, SLAYER, LAMB OF GOD, UNEARTH, CHIMAIRA, NEUROSIS and GOJIRA there's more than a molehill to celebrat...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:19:00 PST

Golden Gods Special with Nikki Sixx & Marion Raven, Slayer, Heaven & Hell and more (13.06)!!

With guests such as MOTLEY CRÜE's Nikki Sixx chaperoning Norwegian singer-songwriter Marion Raven, SLAYER, HEAVEN & HELL, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, MACHINE HEAD, MASTODON, LAMB OF GOD and the rest, The Golde...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:45:00 PST

Dark Biatch / Miss Pee's world: CLUTCH, VENOM, MARILYN MANSON on tonight's TINITUS!

Maryland hard-rockers, CLUTCH are the kings of musical evolution. They may have begun as a hardcore band back in the early '90s though their soundscapes have more in common with BB KING than BLACK FLA...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

Miss Pee's TINITUS: MARILYN MANSON, PAPA ROACH, DARKTHRONE, VENOM, SUSPERIA tonight 30.05!

We have an eclectic show in store for you.   MARILYN MANSON's new single 'Heart-Shaped Glasses', taken from his forthcoming album, 'Eat Me, Drink Me' has been available for streaming for a few w...
Posted by The Biatches on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

VOTE FOR GOJIRA AT THE HAMMER AWARDS

Having created a huge buzz with their superb album 'From Mars To Sirius' (out now) and following a triumphant UK tour as 'special guest' on TRIVIUM's UK Crusade Tour, GOJIRA have been nominated as 'BE...
Posted by The Biatches on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST