Manorexia. |
You know those fuckers who get all depressed and then can't eat, and basically waste away to just enough nothing so they look decent in their jeans? I hate those bastards. All of 'em. See, when ...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:57:00 PST |
What good can come from MySpace? |
I mean, really.
Isn't this just FoxCorp's way of trying to stay relevant and hip to promiscuous youngsters who aren't home at night to watch television because they're using illicit drugs and banging ...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST |
Whores. |
I'm the gullible type, I suppose. When I get a New Friend Request, I always open it. Maybe, just maybe, I think, this is a person who reads Joe Horror and is fascinated by the horror/writing/film revi...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST |
MySpace randomness, with a little JH thrown in for good measure. |
Seeing as how you can't even log onto MySpace without seeing these freakin' True ads, have you noticed how all the girls they show look vaguely like a celebrity? "Wow, she sorta looks like Britne...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST |
New stuff on the JH tip. Yo. |
You aren't by any means required to read the reviews at Joe Horror, but you're missing out on some fine writing if you don't. Brian, Jude, Marc, Annie and I have all endeavored to bring you the truth ...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST |
Read my reviews. Because most of you aren't. |
I know I don't necessarily have to defend myself or what I do, but I just want to say that I realize that no one reads my Joe Horror reviews except the folks I work with there, my girlfriend (bec...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Just a little tired. |
I don't really have that much to do.All I'm trying to do is work out my last three works at the shoe store, find a new job, spend time with The Boy, spend time with my girlfriend and her family, somet...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST |
The demographics of horror |
There was a time, back in the 1980's, when the coolest place to be and be seen was your local Chuck E. Cheese. Of course, I was like, twelve at the time and ready to impress geek girls with my mad Gal...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:01:00 PST |
Geting the hell out of Dodge. |
A long time ago when I was cool, I wrote a song that included the stirring lyric, "I hate this fucking town/And I've fucking had enough." At the time, it was fictional, almost metaphorical.Now it's re...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:29:00 PST |
Video store guy no more. |
After more than four years as the resident horror geek at Popcorn Video, I took a new job as manager of a shoe store in Pigeon Forge. Why, you ask? Well, it's a definite pay increase. Like, two dollar...
Posted by Joe Horror (Editor) on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST |
