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SATANIMALS!

Home De'Gore for Freaks at Heart!

About Me


SATANIMALS! HOME DE'GORE FOR FREAKS AT HEART!

Now in my 5th year, Satanimals has been making custom made horror dolls, cat toys, creepy pillows and devilish greeting cards for folks from all over the world! The locals don't seem to like me much because they find that my work is "offensive" and "controversial"! Haha! I must be doing something right!!
Over the years, I have had the pleasure of working with all kinds of cool cats like: FeMaledictions, sAnTos, Coffin Rust, Aleuranthropy, Catheter, Brody's Militia, Black Market Fetus, Impaler and NunSlaughter.
I am currently not taking any custom orders. I will try to keep my etsy shop updated with new goodies while I work on a new line of horror-ific goodies to quench your thirst for cool home de'gore.
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Until I get my choppin' cart up on my website, I am using Etsy as my means of doing business. Check my Etsy account often as I will try to have new goodies up for grabs on there as often as possible. Take a gander below to see some examples of what I've sold on there in the past!
CLICK HERE GO TO MY ETSY PAGE! and check it out!
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Satanimals can also be found at these locations:
*FeMaledictions in Stoughton, Witch-consin
*FERAL! Curio Co. in Iowa City, Iowa
*Kup O'Kryptonite in Des Moines, Iowa
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Email me at: [email protected]

My Interests



HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I TEND TO ENJOY:
laughing - driving like a maniac - blaring metal - screaming - spitting - making fun of people - napping - sewing - graphic design - ice cream cones - dead bugs - collecting bones - corpse ripping - road trips - metal fests - going to shows - spitting - bike rides - skipping stones - hanging out - horror movies - gore - halloween - meeting new people - horror shirts - indian food - veggie potlucks - rolling down hills - cats - good perfume from sCara - hot showers - cold shoulders - giving the old 'stink eye' - wooden devils

I'd like to meet:

Freaks. Geeks. Metal heads. Rockers. Horror Maniacs. Window Yellers.

Music:

METAL. PUNK ROCK. GRINDCORE.

Some of my most favorites include:

BRUJERIA
CANDLEMASS
CARCASS
CATHETER
CELTIC FROST
COCO ROSIE
CONCRETE BLONDE
CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
DARK ANGEL
DAVID BOWIE
DAYGLOW ABORTIONS
DEATH
DESASTER
DISSECTION
EMPEROR
ENSLAVED
EXTREME NOISE TERROR
G.G. ALLIN
THE GITS
GOSPEL OF THE HORNS
GRIM REAPER
GROTESQUE
HAWKWIND
IMPALER
IRON MAIDEN
JOHNNY CASH
JUDAS PRIEST
KING DIAMOND
KREATOR
LEAF HOUND
LEGION OF THE DAMNED
LEONARD COHEN
MAN IS THE BASTARD
MASSACRE
MERCYFUL FATE
MOTORHEAD
NINA SIMONE
NUNSLAUGHTER
PENTAGRAM
PILEDRIVER
POSSESSED
REPULSION
RUDIMENTARY PENI
SADUS
SAINT VITUS
SATANIC SLAUGHTER
SKELETONWITCH
SLAUGHTER LORD
SLEEP
SODOM
SPAZZ
STATE OF FEAR
TROUBLE
ULVER
VENOM
WITCHCRAFT
WORMWOOD

Movies:



Some of my favorites are movies such as: VERUS, City of the Living Dead, Suspiria, My Sweet Satan, Stacy, Ichi the Killer, Color Me Blood Red, Untold Story, The Princess and the Warrior, Love Liza, The Beyond, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Mermaid in a Manhole, Nekromantic I and II, Evil Dead I and II, I drink your Blood, Blood Feast, Deadbeat at Dawn, Tenebrae, Opera, The House by the Cemetary (even though it has really BAD english overdubs!!), Fudoh: The Next Generation, Winter Sleepers, Gozu, The Happiness of the Katakuris (musical with gore and weird claymation shit!) Visitor Q, Dead or Alive, Suicide Club, Vampire Hunter D, Sharkskin Man Peachhip Girl, Nightmare Before Christmas, Conan the Barbarian, Gojoe, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Basketcase, Der Todes King, Shramm, Serial Mom, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, The Exorcist, Holy Mountain, El Topo, Santa Sangre

Television:

I HATE TV. Turn it off and live. Go outside. Do something.

Heroes:


This Panda is my hero.

BLOBBO is my greatest hero, ever.

My Blog

--->WHO WANTS A SATANIMALS SHIRT?!

THESE SHIRTS WILL BE AVAILABLE BY JULY 17TH.$15 POSTAGE PAID IN THE USA OR $20 POSTAGE PAID WORLDWIDEMENS SIZES: S - XXXLGIRLY SHIRTS: S - XXLIF YOU WANT A SHIRT - SEND ME A MESSAGE AND TELL ME WHAT S...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

--->CRAFTS OF THE MALCONTENT

A DATE HAS FINALLY BEEN SET FOR MY VERY FIRST ART SHOW SHINDIG!IF YOU THINK YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE, JUST LET ME KNOW. I'M PERSONALLY HAND-PICKING PEOPLE THAT I THINK SHOULD BE IN IT. THIS IS GOING TO...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

----> DEAD SEXY PIN-UP GIRLS!

Click on the photo to go to Cool-Aid's Profile!My buddies Cool-Aid and Chipp put out this sweet ass book!! GET ONE!!Contact Cool-aid at [email protected] or send money order of $55 to:Cool-A...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:26:00 PST

----> COME VISIT ME AT THIS OR I WILL HATE YOU. <----

COME ON, DES MOINES FOLKS. COME VISIT ME AT THE I-CON THIS WEEKEND! IT'LL BE FUN! PEOPLE IN COSTUMES... SWEET ARTISTS... FUN STUFF TO DO... COOL VENDORS SUCH AS MYSELF.WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET YOUR PICT...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:42:00 PST

------> IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT YOU GOTTA DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF.

THAT'S RIGHT, KIDDIES! SINCE I'M NOT WELCOME AT ANY OF THE OTHER *CHOKE* DIY EVENTS IN THIS TOWN... MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO MAKE OUR OWN DAMN ART SHOW WHERE THERE ARE NO OUTRAGEOUS TABLE FEES, N...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:11:00 PST

I Am Legend SUCKED

I'm sure most of you knew that already. I figured I'd hate it the moment I had it in my hand. Why did I watch it then? I was bored outta my mind. I had a couple people tell me it was worth a watch. TH...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:10:00 PST

AMAZING ARTWORK JUST FOR ME (AND YOU... AND YOU...)

(CLICK ON THE IMAGE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO sAnTos!!)This illustration was drawn for me by the amazing sAnTos!!! He is one of the coolest people I’ve never met. Although, it is quite po...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST

Bad pick-up lines and ridiculous men.

Sometimes being a woman can be quite entertaining. Especially when you seem to attract the freaks, geeks and losers that seem to hone in on me by the dozens.I was laughing to myself while remembering ...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:51:00 PST

THIS IS WHY I DIDNT MAKE IT TO WITCH-CONSIN. (Dear sCara & Butch)

Dear sCara & Butch....I know we've already talked about why I didn't make it, how much I love you.. etc.. etc.. but here are some silly photos we took to send to you since we couldn't make it there. M...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

{{ FeMaledictions + Satanimals = Weekend of Unholy Terror

Please, JOIN US!!! sCara's store is having it's big Grand Opening THIS SATURDAY!!! A car load of Des Moines freaks will be descending upon the tiny town of Stoughton to join the Rungs in a massive wee...
Posted by SATANIMALS! on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:26:00 PST