At a combined weight of 2,798 billion pounds, these two lucious women were born out of the darkest parts of hell!! With the sole mission in life of getting laid and pissing off other people, they set out to reek havok upon the world. Both buxom burnettes have a taste for anger and an unsatiable urge to cackle and enjoy the darker side of life.
The Fucking Erins tend to enjoy things such as:
• Ice Cream Cones
• Dangerous Speed
• Hot make-outs
• Heavy Metal
• Men with Long Hair
• Men with Shaved Heads (who aren't actually balding)
• Hershell Gordon Lewis
• Alejandro Jodorowsky
• Cats
• Crows
• Drink Throwing
• Back Handing
• Slapping Strangers
• Snorting
• Cackling
• Dancing
• Dissecting
• Crafting
• Record shopping
• Flea Markets
• Road Trips
• Stalking
• Chortling
• Singing out of tune
• Screaming
• Devils
• Squids
• Owls
• Cleaning
• Pot Lucks
• Stitch n' Bitches
• Farting
• Hating
• Making fun of other people
• Heckling
• Laughing hard at bands that suck
• The desecration of the suburban class
Yes, we are most definitely fat girls. Voluptuous, if you will. We are the queens of "fat girl" jokes and often take great joy in making fun of ourselves. NO ONE can insult us as good as we can.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like." Your petty insults and observations will not and cannot offend us. We grab our fat rolls and giggle them in your general direction.
The Fucking Erins hate things such as:
• White Sunglasses. Period.
• Shell Toilet Paper
• Oversized sunglasses on little girls
• Men that are pussies
• Predictability
• Little dogs with black eye boogers
• Spoilers on cars
• JNCO Jeans
• Fun haters
• Bad shoes
• Bad teeth
• Leather Trenchcoats with shoulder pads and belts
• Crazy ex-boyfriends
• Werewolves
• Clowns
• People who don't like to fuck
• Hamms (and the people who drink it)
• Popular Music
• The Blonde Jesus
• Animal Abusers
• Racists
• ATMS that don't work
• Bad Friends
• Yoko Ono
• Faux Hawks
• The word "BORING"
• Slow Cars
• Chafe
• Coach Purses
• Those fucking fuzzy boots!!!
• Fat-A-Phobes
• Europe - the band. Even if it is a "lifestyle".
• Wiggers ("Bullshit Fake Paper Gangstas")
• Gender double standards
• Homophobes
• Bullshitters
• Egomaniacs
• Trendy Haircuts
• Tapered pants on chubby boys