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Rolletta Lynn

rollettalynn

About Me

I'm not really a dominatrix, I just play one on TV.

Rolletta = Pivot, Blocker, Jammer, Co-Captain of Queens of Pain of Gotham Girls Roller Derby .

My Interests

Music • Food • Bike • Clap

I'd like to meet:

Meeting people is sleazy.

Music:

Low, Bedhead, Smiths, Youth, MBV, Kinks, TV, Shirelles, Drake, Cash, Loretta, ZZT, Tiffany.

Movies:

Anything that has to do with running and/or includes the word "run" in the title.

Television:

Yacht Rock, cats eating with chopsticks, dogs talking, people running over themselves with motorcycles, etc.

Books:

Spaceballs: The Novel. Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic.

Heroes:

My Grandmother. The Man in Black. Mitch Hedberg. Amelia Earhart. Goose.

My Blog

DERBY GIRL BAND NIGHT!

Come see my band play, along with 3 other bands with rollergirls in them. DJs, derby footage, and raffle prizes will also be in effect. The cover is only $5 and it goes to benefit our broke roller d...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:24:00 PST

THE QUEENS SECRET

This is what we do in off season:3-peat, here we come!
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

CHAMPS AGAIN!

We did it! Another season victory!Queens beat Manhattan last night by a surprisingly large margin of 142-59, but it felt much closer. I even had one of my fave 4-0 shut-out jams my first time wearin...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

BEST BOUT EVER

In all my years of playing roller derby, I have never seen a game as exciting as last night's. Queens beat the Bronx by one point. It was a very hard-to-pull-off team effort in the last seconds of t...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

TIFFANY & VICTORY

Doesn't seem to be anyone around... Beating of our hearts is the only sound...Lip sync dork attack after watching Queens beat Manhattan by 41 points from the gimpy managerial sidelines. Windblowing ...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST

VILLAGE VOICE

http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0629,various,73902,15.html
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

GIMPY LETTA

Thanks for the calls, texts, emails, messages, etc... asking about my knee. Finally able to hobble to a computer. Many of you ask, "Wha happun?" While I was pivoting in our first 2006 season bout Frid...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

SPIN MAG

http://www.spin.com/features/heythisisawesome/2006/05/060518 _towers/...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:26:00 PST

AND WE WIN AGAIN! UNDEFEATED!

Queens won GGRD's first season championship against Manhattan 46-41. I had three shut-out jams. Party time!I dedicate this trophee to ALL of the Texas girls back home. Respect! Bettie Rage, Patsy ...
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:38:00 PST

GOTHAM GIRLS = GOOD GAME

Well, we didn't win, but we put up an amazing fight in NYC's first inter-state bout against the Madison, WI, Dairyland Dolls.Madison's killer defense and slick tricks won them a 82-72 victory over us....
Posted by Rolletta Lynn on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:55:00 PST