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Jeremy

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

About Me

I am what I am what I am what I am what I am.

My Interests

I like to listen to music, hang out and drink Big Gulps with my friends, go to clubs and grind on girls (while sticking my tongue between my first two fingers-spread to look like a V) until they kick me out, do ab crunches, make fun of...no wait, that's my alter ego. I like puppies.

I'd like to meet:

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt

Music:

This =The New style American Boyfriends=The Sunday Drunks=The DeRockers=Mogwai=The Kansas City Faggots=My Murder Gloves=Ornette Coleman=Danger Pussy=Monkey Knife Fight=...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead=The Hotrails=Bad Machine=The Ugly Beats=The Ravens=Ampheria=KILLKILLKILL=Turbo Negro=Abbey Goes Poop=Iggy=Dylan=Misfits=Art Tatum=My Head Hurts=No, Really, My Head Hurts

Movies:

=Summer Vacation '89=Whackiest Sports Bloopers=Anything With Zombies=Maid To Order=Winged Migration=Andy Newsome:Burnin' Down Da' House=Alen vs. Predator=Wes Anderson=

Television:

Sledge Hammer!, The Simpsons, The Great American Hero, Hunter, NOVA, Frontline

Books:

The Dictionary-I like to work out my brain muscles too.

Heroes:

Pontius Pilate. Anyone who has the gall to off the son of god is OK in my book.

My Blog

Stop trickin' up yo shit!

If it takes more than a 10 or so seconds to load your page, then you's gots toos much shizzo freakin' up your shit and I hates your fuckin' jerk face poopie headed shit noodle. Go to hell.
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:41:00 PST

So, I've been "tagged."

OK. I guess I have to divulge six things about myself. Here goes: Firstly- I have an irrational fear of zombies. I know I'll probably never encounter one, but how do you kill something that's alr...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:45:00 PST

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Th...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST