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The Danger

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About Me:

I never walk around the house in just my socks. I always wear my 10-year old Vans. If the occasion occurs that I may just be lumbering around in my socks, I like to slide around on the wood floors. I also have a pair of clock boxers. They are infamous in my household. When I am at my sickest, you can find me lounging around the house in them. Ebay. Everyday is like Christmas at my house. Sometimes My Son annoys me and my blood pressure rises and I say, "would you quit it." Sometimes My Son asks me to make him island drinks whilst I am weed-wacking the yard. My Son... have you seen him? He hast not done anything offensive in my bathroom in quite some time.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Farmer Vincent, She Creature, Bob Crane, Lindsay Lohan, Davy Crockett as played by Billy Bob Thorton, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson in The Shining, Ebay, Jim Morrison, Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison, Al Bundy, Alfred Hitchcock, Alfred E. Neuman and Chauncy Jerome. *************************************************** As some of the products of my testes have said, "Bob Crane.... One Sick F***." From the dead actors server: Bob Crane (AKA Robert Edward Crane) Born: 13-Jul-1928. Birthplace: Waterbury, CT. Died: 29-Jun-1978. Location of death: Scottsdale, AZ. Cause of death: Murder. Remains: Buried, Unmarked grave, Westwood Memorial Park, Santa Monica, CA. Gender: Male. Race or Ethnicity: White. Sexual orientation: Straight. Occupation: Actor. TELEVISION: Hogan's Heroes Col. Hogan, The Donna Reed Show. **Sex Tape Scandal 1970s (multiple)**


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My Interests

Ebay. Being grumpy. Sighing. Ehhh.Sanding wood.
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I'd like to meet:


Farmer Vincent, She Creature, Bob Crane, Lindsay Lohan, Davy Crockett as played by Billy Bob Thorton, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson in The Shining, Ebay, Jim Morrison, Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison, Al Bundy, Alfred Hitchcock, Alfred E. Neuman and Chauncy Jerome. *************************************************** As some of the products of my testes have said, "Bob Crane.... One Sick F***." From the dead actors server: Bob Crane (AKA Robert Edward Crane) Born: 13-Jul-1928. Birthplace: Waterbury, CT. Died: 29-Jun-1978. Location of death: Scottsdale, AZ. Cause of death: Murder. Remains: Buried, Unmarked grave, Westwood Memorial Park, Santa Monica, CA. Gender: Male. Race or Ethnicity: White. Sexual orientation: Straight. Occupation: Actor. TELEVISION: Hogan's Heroes Col. Hogan, The Donna Reed Show. **Sex Tape Scandal 1970s (multiple)**


The Danger's Gifts

Music:

Rammstein, this song on my profile, Coldplay, Janis Joplin, You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones, and anything I can sing along with, badly, whether I know all the words or not. For an example: Let's say I'm in the car with My Son and the song Holiday comes on and I start to sing and hum to it. My Son will ask, "Dad, who sings this song?" To which I reply, "Green Day." To which he replies, "Let's keep it that way."

Movies:

Schmorg. Anything with nudity (preferably Chinese strippers), violence and Bob Crane. I've seen "Shawshank Redemption" no less than 83 times but, then again, who hasn't. It's on all the dang darn time. Recently, I have also watched "New York Minute", starring the Olsen twins, and "Mean Girls", starring Lindsay Lohan. I like anything that I have already seen, especially if I can ruin the ending for everyone else. Clint Eastwood.

Television:

Schmorg. Once again, Anything with nudity (preferably Chinese strippers), violence and Bob Crane. Law and Order reruns

Heroes:

Clock makers, as I am a horologist.

My Blog

No Goals, Plans, Hopes

Today, I requested Tom as my friend.  When I first ventured to this land to find My Son, I deleted Tom.  I have asked him if he has seen My Son, but I have yet to hear from him.  I will...
Posted by The Danger on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

EASTER: aka The Wallace, part II

As many of you may remember, a year ago I posted a bulletin about The Wallace.  This is a follow-up to that bulletin.I don't remember what The Wallace was, but this is still a follow-up.  I ...
Posted by The Danger on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

Schmorg

So, I have been watching TV now for no more than 15 minutes.  First, I started out watching Full Metal Jacket.  I said to my daughter, who is visiting today, "Oh, here's a fine movie," in my...
Posted by The Danger on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:50:00 PST

Virus

I have one.
Posted by The Danger on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:59:00 PST

Hearts

Ooooooh, chips!
Posted by The Danger on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:39:00 PST

Sleep

Thus, the snow had come, and I in my cap, have just settled in for a long winter's nap.  The guests are still here. I have my lumberjack flannel on.  Shoes are also on, of course.  I fi...
Posted by The Danger on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:17:00 PST

Saturday Night

With the news of some unlikely visitors, I will most likely be moving my sleeping to the car.  If only my oh-so-comfortable couch could fit in the front seat. Never-the-mind.  At least ...
Posted by The Danger on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:20:00 PST