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Alfred E. Neuman

What - Me Worry?

About Me

They really shouldn't ban praying in public schools! After all, that was the only way most of us got through!"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

My Interests

Dating, TV, Sporting Events, Food, Ganja

I'd like to meet:

Marrige is like a bath. Once you get into it and used to it, it's not that hot!

Music:

Smooth Jazz, Classic Rock, Oldies, some KROQ, 70's soul

Movies:

MAGNUM FORCE

Television:

The TV business...Is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and weak men die like dogs.

Books:

DESPERATE GARDENERS

Heroes:

SPY VS SPY-My real heroes are my parents!