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About Me

I'm Blake, you should know that
I am ready for a class 4 zombie out break at any time
I go to school in deer park, I live in league city (yea, i know. it sucks)
I'm very desensitized when it comes to criminal human life
Blame it on video games, and heavy metal.
I guess you could consider me a bit of a misanthrope, but don't be put off.
Yes i have AIM, no you cannot have my screen name
Red bull > Monster
Mythbusters > Smashlab
Tornadoes > Trailer parks
Foreign cars > American cars
ninjas > pirates
I play Halo 3, my tag is IMPLAUS1BLE
I hate stupid people
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My Interests

Fishing, Surfing, Literature, Art, Stand up comedy, Watching a really fat kid struggle to get out of the deep end of a pool, and i have always wanted to throw a flash bang grenade into a group of unsuspecting people.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can uphold an intelligent conversation.
Maybe those guys on National Geographic that jump from tree-towers with vines tied around their ankles, they are pretty hardcore.
Les Stroud, Mike Rowe, Mattrach, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage.
Some form of intelligent, extraterrestrial life.
And maybe you, it depends on who you are, I probably won't like you though.

Music:

Judas Priest, Lamb of God, Mattrach, DevilDriver, Rush, Black Sabbath, Styx, Kansas, Buckethead, Led Zeppelin, Apocalyptica, Pantera, Flock of seagulls.

Movies:

The boondock saints, V for Vendetta, equilibrium, Grandma's boy, ZEITGEIST.

Television:

History channel, discovery channel, national geographic channel, spike TV, VH1, and comedy central.

Books:

The Pendragon series by J.D Mchale, 1984, on the beach,Guinness book of world records, The zombie survival guide, Backyard ballistics, and many more.

Heroes:

Steve Irwin, Les Stroud, Bear Grylls, The Google guys, George Orwell, D.J mchale, Microsoft.

My Blog

Epic laughs of 2008.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27260Once the reporter started to read the letter. "clean all of your weinner poopy!"I instantly paused the video, than proceeded to fall the fuck out ...
Posted by Blake on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:12:00 PST