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Calypso

About Me


My name is Keri. I am a rank 50 General and I like the shotgun/TBag combo for jerks who tell me it's past my bedtime and to come back when my balls drop. =D I like videogames; specifically CoD4 and Halo 3. I've played games since I was a little 'un. I grew up with a bunch of male cousins who had every system; so I played games like: Rainbow 6, Kirby, 007, Diablo, STARCRAFT, Halo, CoD, FF, Baulder's Gate, DDR, Need For Speed, Mario Kart, Super Mario, Spyro, POKEMON (I even had Diamond version)...among many others. I am a female gamer.

I have a thing for well-muscled gamer nerds. My favorite animals are penguins; they mate for life. I have a thing for fast cars; foreign of course. Unless it's a classic muscle car. I'm not a party animal, and I don't drink or smoke; anything. It's not my style. I like going to the gym 4 days a week. Sometimes 5. I never want to fall under the "fat gamer chick" category ;). I'm old fashioned when it comes to love. I LOVE pitbulls and will never own any other breed. I also have a thing for "purrs".
I suppose that sums it up.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Megan Fox. She rocks.
T.I.-My favorite rapper. I love his "flow" and he's so attractive.
SuperMark-My best Spartan friend.
Also this guy.

My Blog

SEXY!

I will learn pole dancing. And a lucky guy will get this lap dance from me sometime in the future;)
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:45:00 GMT

Thanks.

Feeling pretty good about myself; so I'd like to thank a few people for helping me get on the road I am currently traveling on.Thank you.Thanks for being my one true friend. Thank you for not once, no...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:50:00 GMT

Lazyboy Lyrics....hilarious

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural?80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.But we got pills...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:45:00 GMT