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sugar shorts

two excedrin tablets short of a medicine cabinet

About Me


I am not a pretty girl
that is not what I do
I ain't no damsel in distress
and I don't need to be rescued
so put me down punk
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
I am not an angry girl
but it seems like I've got everyone fooled
every time I say something they find hard to hear
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear
and imagine you're a girl
just trying to finally come clean
knowing full well they'd prefer you
were dirty and smiling
and I am sorry
I am not a maiden fair
and I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
and generally my generation
wouldn't be caught dead working for the man
and generally I agree with them
trouble is you gotta have yourself an alternate plan
and I have earned my disillusionment
I have been working all of my life
and I am a patriot
I have been fighting the good fight
and what if there are no damsels in distress
what if I knew that and I called your bluff?
don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up
I am not a pretty girl
I don't want to be a pretty girl
no I want to be more than a pretty girl

My Interests

i pledge alegiance to the underworld, one nation under dog, there of which i stand alone, a face in the crowd, unsung, against the mold, without a doubt, singled out, the only way i know

I'd like to meet:



well, i see you up on stage
and i don't know just what you're sayin',
but you're my hero...

and a guy just kicked me in the head,
a little girl just passed out dead,
i'm in between a big jock and a sweaty skinhead
but i love you...whatever that means.

but i don't wanna talk to you,
cause i know i'd just say something stupid
and i know you've got better things to do.

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

maybe i shouldn't be so serious,
tellin' you that everything sucks
cause i don't wanna bring you down

but it never ever works out right,
i'm gonna lose, give up the fight,
i won't get what i want, won't get anything
but i love you...whatever that means.

and they don't wanna talk to me
cause they know what i'll turn out to be,
i said i was cool but i can't lie to you (but i do)

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

Music:

um ok, so music list....what should we do this time? Ok ok, history of punk....as interpreted from my collection (of course!). where to begin? where to begin? clash, op ivy, rancid, NOFX. descenents, dead milkmen, pennywise, me first and the gimme gimmes, the humpers, millencolin, voodoo glow skulls, butt hole surfers, the joykiller, TSOL, down by law, SNFU, bad religion, new bomb turks, primus Primus PRIMUS, pantera, slayer, gwar, marilyn manson, rob zombie, korn, (incubus), korn, static x, system of a down, slipknot, disturbed...um, and shit prolly puya somewhere in there.....................................................I' m hectic, I like my hardcore electric (don't test it; i'll take the issue and press it): Accadia, Adam F, Afrika Bambaataa, Agent K & Deuce, Air, Aphex Twin, Aphrodite, Apollo 440, Art of Noise, Ascii Disco, Beat Fanatic, Benni Benassi vs. Clipse (mash-up), Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Datcyde, Deadly Avenger, Deekline & Wizard, Deep Dish, Dilated Peoples, DJ Hell, DJ Icey, DJ Me DJ You, DJ Spooky, DJ Z-Trip, DJ P, Dub Pistols, Exchpoptrue, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Fat Boy Slim, Four Tet, Freestylers, Fu-Schnickens, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jungle Brothers, Katcha, Kid Alex, Kraak & Smaak, Mario Pincotto, Natural Born Chillers, Punjabi MC, RJD2, Royksopp, Skeelo, Soul Hooligan, Soul of Man, Tall Paul, Tall Tin Box, TC feat MC Jakes, Theivery Corporation, Wreckx n Effect, Zero, Zoobombs

Movies:

Ah yes, rainy day, big blanket, couch.....Fight Club, Save the Green Planet, What's New Pussycat?....ok, or anything with Peter Sellers really. And while we're at it: Barbarella, Lolita, 2001, Logan's Run, etc. Then: Dodge Ball, Gia, Wonderland, the Woodsman, KILL BILL, KILL BILL (actually i'm a slut for Tarantino, so we could just say Pulp Fiction, From Dusk till Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, that bit in 4 Rooms, etc...), Dirty Dancing, St. Elmo's Fire, Mystic Pizza, Breakfast Club, Young Guns, Young Guns 2 (and corresponding soundtrack), Encino Man (also with corresponding soundtrack), Friday, Up in Smoke, SUPER TROOPERS, Trainspotting, ummm, ummmm, there's tons more i'm sure.....but have you noticed something? Can I list all the TV shows that I watch on DVD here? Or do I have to list them in the "TV" category? Perhaps you have been doing the same thing I have? And that is watching more TV on DVD than TV on TV. Funny thing that. Well, I guess since we're on the subject....South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Six Feet Under. So there--ha HA!

Television:

I have a confession to make.......please don't judge me.........hear me out first........i only have network (via antena) television!!!!! OMG, i totally know--that is like, so 80s....er something.....Anyway, when I get home from work and don't want to do a gat dam thang, I usually turn to that ol' devil Fox 5. I mean, they provide the basics....Seinfeld, some semblance of NEWS, i used to scramble home from work to catch the Simpsons, but that was at the last job....now i would have to beam home to catch my fix....i've kind of given up hope. But then on the other hand, Fox does run some REALLY ANNOYING shows....and in those cases, i would advise TURNING THE CHANNEL. Sounds so simple, i know, yet so easily forgotten. And.....What channel is doing the Prison Break show?? that Michael Scofield rings my bell!!! A hearty congratulations to the producers of that show--maybe just the casting agent....we'll see in a few weeks!

Books:

Eww...this sounds so cliche but i have to start with Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, good ol' Nietzche and Satre, and who could forget Susan Sontag? also, Douglas Coupland, David Sedaris, Elaine Pagels, Paul Tillich....and I even have to say a little Michael Crichton every once in a while. MOTHER FUCKING HERMAN HESSE

Heroes:

I like me a 2-foot long hero with allllll the veggies, cheddar cheese, oil/vinegar/oregano, please and thank you.

My Blog

don't miss the meaning: Gov Bloomberg ditches the GOP

Nice nice.... did ya'll hear his speech?? Don't let the press spin you, distract you with speculation about whether or not Bloomberg is going to run for flippin president... ...the message is deepe...
Posted by sugar shorts on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST

Second brush with fame.....thwarted by homonyms!

Ok ok, so i may have a tiny little obsession with the David Lee Roth show....... but ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I did indeed have my second successful call in to speak with Mr. Roth over national radio...
Posted by sugar shorts on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST

my five minutes.....

damn damn damn! what good is it to be a successful caller in to the David Lee Roth show in the morning if they are going to end the re-cap right before your input!!???!!   See here: Dave reads ...
Posted by sugar shorts on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:14:00 PST

KRS-One: Free Throws...

the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer and in the final hour many heads will lose power what does the rich versus the poor really mean? psychologically it means you got to pick your ...
Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fukk Diets

Can we just think about something for a minute??? People are animals, no? Maybe a little more advanced animals, but our bodies are still animal. And throughout our animal evolution over the several...
Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why do i love black girls?

i can't help it! i love them. love them all.
Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ok ok, let's consider the adam and eve story for a sec....

...aiee, where to begin? where to begin? so Ok, adam and eve are hanging out in a garden and then this snake tells eve to eat this apple from the tree of knowledge and so eve was like whoa this snak...
Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Isn't cubist art inherently contradictory?

So, as i understand it, the idea behind the main sector of the cubist movement is to present a variety of view points for each single object in order to more effectively represent the nature of human ...
Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

REDEFINE

Imagine your brain as a canister filled with ink, yeah, now think of your body as the pen where the ink resides. Fuse the two; KAPOW! What are you now? You're the human magic marker, won't you plea...
Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by sugar shorts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST