Why are people so fucking stupid? |
Okay, so It's warm out today so I went to the local Baskin Robbins to get a milk shake. A treat I rarely give myself since a milk shake runs about $6 which is way more 3 scoops of Ice cream and some m...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST |
It's about time!!! ASSHOLE JUNKIES MERCH!!!!! |
http://www.cafepress.com/assholejunkiesYup, you've asked for them, I've got the idea finally to make stuff.We have shirts, buttons, THONGS and stickers available.I'm not making much profit off these s...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST |
Grindhouse is a good movies. |
Yes, movies, because it's 2 full length feature films that run about an hour and 20 minutes each.I went to an advanced screening tonight and you'll never guess who was sitting like 15 seets away in th...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST |
Chicken Sandwich! |
A story about buying a McDonalds chicken sandwich.Well, this one time, like a couple years ago, I went to a McDonalds on like 34th street in Manhattan.I ordered a Super Sized Chicken Sandwich value me...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST |
A romantic poem |
StuffI Want to do dirty things to youEven in the hole you make pooI want to totally see your eyes.Or put my head between your thighs.Cuz I'm a good dudeand you aint no prude.That's it! So, like how wa...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST |
I want to do dirty things to all of you. |
I want to violate every inch of your soft, young body.Make you moan, make you scream.I'll start off by doing whatever you want.Treat you like a princess.Then it's my turn for fun.You'll be my naughty ...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST |
What does it all mean? |
Turkey Lurkey and the 5 Australians are playing a show in my area.Isn't that so cool?Well it's not, because they don't exsist.This is the first blog since August, so you better comment it!Things have ...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST |
Shitty poem |
Well, picture of my cock is the name of my poem, so no false advertising. Picture Of My Cock By Ryan McCormickI want moreStupid whoremovie goreshut the doorUseless warShe's a boreApp...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:40:00 PST |
my dvd collection |
http://buttholejunkie.dvdaf.com/owned if you're ever wondering what I own, check there, then you can make fun of me for owning Brother Bear. --ryan--singer--
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Poem |
??? By Ryan McCormickElephants and mice Bird Wings are niceChicken and riceSugar and spiceElectric turkey bugalooMilk the cow, it goes mooDetroit Red Wings stanley cupVolcano's all eventually erupt.On...
Posted by Asshole Junkies on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST |
