Bob (Sandy Beach) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a stand up and sometimes sit down Comedian. Have toured in numerous book shows, and have headlined in Casino revues. I do fundraising work for various Organizations and charities. I am exec director of annual Miss America Aids benefits in Atlantic City. Broadway Cares...Broadway on the Boardwalk. I work in nite clubs in the quad state area NY,PA,NJ,DEL. I opened for Patty Labelle at the LGBT Inagural Ball. Have worked/opened with Phyllis Diller, Paula Poundstone,The Hooters, Pepper Mashay, Edie, Robert Hazzard, Mike Pedicin jr, Judy Tenuta, Judy Gold, Ant, Lea Delaria, Brett Butler, Betty,and Lainie Kazan. As an actor have been blessed to play Bobby in "A Chorus Line" Tony in "West Side Story" Paul in "Company" Rooster in "Anniie" Tom in "Menagerie" Andrew in "Beyond Therapy" Tulsa in "Gypsy" Smokey in "Damn Yankees" Albin/Zaza in "La Cage Aux Folles" to name a few. I am not a gym fanatic but have dated some Jims. I just won a Rainbow Award for the Best Cabaret Act 2007. Thanks to all who voted for me!

My Interests

Theatre, Comedy, Sports, my Pets. Making people laugh. Having meaningless sex.

I'd like to meet:

Adults only over 21 Theatre people, singers, comics, most people in the entertainment field. Animal Lovers. All types of people with a good sense of humor. People who drink Scotch. You must be over 25 and 5'9" to get on this thrill ride. Oh and some of those Pages that Republican Mark Foley hit.....well..not so much. And the guy who invented the lint brush.

Music:

All kinds, Well not all... but hey, If they got a recording contract why put someone down...unless its Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohans singing killed my neighbors cat. I do love Scissor Sister, the Killers, Heather Headly, Heather Smalls of M People. Gorrilaz

Movies:

Farrelly Brothers, Indies etal. Hitchcock, any film I have been in....that's rated!

Television:

News, Daily Show, ABFab (Patsy and I were separated at Birth) PBS....any show I have been on.. I just taped a segment for HBO's "When I Knew'' I hope the segment makes it.

Books:

Bios, Unsolved mysteries of the universe (psychic phenomenom) Theatre Books, Plays by Charles Ludlam

Heroes:

I prefer fallen idols. Marx (Groucho not karl) Carson ( Johnny not Daly) Sondheim People that can put like 50 weiners in their mouths at a time.

My Blog

Pride (Parades) and Prejudice

Well this past week was just odd and quite frankly exhausting...it all began when I was asked to do the Philly Pride Parade...I had already agreed to come out of my self imposed hiatus...(a girl ne...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:45:00 PST

Ketchup

Haven't posted in a long time...lazy..no..computer problems...yerp...anywho...What's new...plenty...I will be doing a Cameo in my friend Marks film....here is the problem...My bit will be pushing the ...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST

they were deaf

The blog after this tells of my day with a group of gay men and women
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:27:00 PST

humbled

Today I worked a party for a large group of gay men. As someone who relys on his sense of humor. I sing these floks will never hear me sing or crack a joke. I had to be a different person. It was nice...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:24:00 PST

Ghandi ate my Baby

My friends and I have code words when people are boring us. If a friend gets trapped in a corner with some dolt. Iusually will walk up to them and say...you know I was brushing my teeth and my diaphra...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:38:00 PST

did I mention

My cat bit my ass! I was in new Calvins cleaning his friggin litter box. He bit the ass that feeds him....ah snow revenge is mine!
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:28:00 PST

this week sucked

This weel I fought with a friend, because I was asked to keep a secret. My cat bit my ass. I went to a Gay Tourism meeting where the guest speaker from Texas....knew me. Made some city big wigs pissy ...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:10:00 PST

world aids day

Today is just a normal day for some. For me it is a time to reflect on the friends and loved ones I have lost. Not a day goes by that one or all of you are in thoughts,deeds,laughs,tears. Imiss you al...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:47:00 PST

The Mangina Monologues

I am working on my new one man show. I tnink I will use this as the title. Basically I will be retelling stories about all the asswipes and holes I've encountered in my life . Don't worry I won't be u...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:10:00 PST

who I would fuck

I have been ranting about who I won't screw so I thought I would post who I'd do. Brad Pitt for starters, gotta get Gia out of the way she has better lips. Sting still makes me swoon after all these y...
Posted by Bob (Sandy Beach) on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:55:00 PST