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Timothy

I ain't no metrosexual. It was a one-time thing.

About Me

I was born on Long Island, NY but moved to Western PA and grew up in a small town in PA... now I live in Philly

You Should Date An Italian!
You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him
Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?

Which Golden Girl Are You?
You are Sophia Petrillo!

Your Penis Name is: El Presidente

Get your own Penis Name

How to make a Timothy
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part courage
5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
Username:

My Interests

Art, Computers, Music, Graphic Design, Environmentalism, Sierra Club, Queers, Queer Punk, Comic Books, Literature, Mythology, Folklore, Freedom Force - Custom Skins and Hex making, Web Design and Applications. Art Deco posters, Alphonse Mucha and Albrecht Durer..

Il Matto : The Fool
This tarot card symbolizes a new beginning, with the person pictured as a traveler on the first step of their journey. Ahead lies a new world fraught with danger and beauty; only the dog keeps them company. This companion symbolizes intsinct that can protect us from harm, or can impede us from new experiences. The crocodile waits for the traveler to stumble so it can feast on their remains. The world is in a state of Spring, just coming back to life after a long, snowy winter.

Music:

I like a wide range of music, starting with classical, opera and oldies and ranging to some rock and hip hop. A few that come to mind are The Germs, Gwen Stefani, The Killers, Black Eye Peas, Sade, Fallout Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Sinead O'Connor, Outkast, Ashanti, Rai Music, Afro Celt Sound System, Transglobal Underground, Weezer, Mustard Plug, The Skafflaws, The Specials, Toots and the Maytals, Sublime, Bob Marley, Operation Ivy, Bad Religion, Jack Johnson, Dashboard Confessional, Relient K, Green Day, Yellowcard, Sugarcult, The Ataris, Story of the Year, My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Ashley Simpson (just kidding... seeing if anybody actually reads this), Angelo Badalamenti, KMFDM, Superchick, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, The Butchies, Bitch and Animal, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Cyndi Lauper.. Franco Corelli is a favorite opera tenor, Nessun Dorma from Turandot, E lucevan le stelle from Tosca...

Movies:

"Yes, I killed her, I killed Yvette, I hated her soo much, that fla - flames, on the side of my face, burning, breathless, heaving breaths, heaving..."Thelma and Louise, Lord of the Rings, Ghost World, Breakfast Club, Batman Begins, Ninja Scroll, Wicked City, Naked Lunch, Mean Girls, Taxi Driver, The Hunt for Red October, Goodfellas, Kill Bills, X-Men 1 & 2, The 300, The Prestige...As Good as it Gets, Forrest Gump, First Wives Club, American Pie, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Mambo Italiano,...Goonies, Night of the Living Dead, Hellboy, The Seventh Seal, Hellraiser, all the stuff by Dario Argento, Fellini, Clive Barker, David Lynch

Television:


The Price is Right, Absolutely Fabulous, Wonder Woman, Justice League, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Simpsons, Family Guy, COPS, Reno 911, The State, SNL, Mad TV, Kids in the Hall, shows with Queer in the title, Desperate Housewives, the L Word, The Sarah Silverman Show ...

Books:

Currently reading David Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day Also liked Giovanni's Room, anything by Jean Genet, Dan Brown, David Sedaris, other books I've liked are Atlas Shrugged, Monkeywrench Gang, Cassell's Encyclopedia of Queer Myth, Symbol, and Spirit, Am I Blue?, Neil Gaiman's Sandman series, Limits of Justice, Lord of the Rings... Comics-wise, liked House of M, Uncanny X-Men, Infinite Crisis, Alex Ross' Justice series.

Heroes:



Maya Rudolph is my favorite SNL personality, especially for her Donatella Versace impersonation. Then there was THIS:

I drew these in ink and colored them.. some of them might make it in the official portfolio:

The Huntress

Icarus, A.K.A. WonderBoy

Battle between Superman and Wonder Woman (from Sacrifice storyline):

Storm from the X-Men

My Blog

What accent do you have?

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from ...
Posted by Timothy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

Gay Bomb?

This just needs no introduction.  Just read it.  It's from the Philadelphia Metro paper.  Just try to make it through the whole article please. Repot: Military Sought 'gay' bo...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST

More insanity from Bush.

So Bush said that he'd veto the Matthew Sheppard Act. Why?? This legislation does not prohibit "thought crimes."  It is meant to stop violent acts being commited on individuals, and acts done to ...
Posted by Timothy on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

can i hurt you?

king neptune: omg i just said to someone on the phone giggles:  random, hunh? king neptune:"the concierge is busy, but was there something i can hurt you with?" giggles:  LOLOLOLOLgiggl...
Posted by Timothy on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

How boyish/girlish are you?

You Are 70% Boyish and 30% GirlishYou are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender r...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

Quiz: your sense of humour

the Wit(61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:26:00 PST

Super-artwork in no particular order...

Here's some stuff I've been working on lately, practicing coloring the professional comic-book way..... ...
Posted by Timothy on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:44:00 PST

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie" You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand. Your ideal Vale...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST

personality quiz

>Personality'>http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Personality cocktailFrom Go-Quiz.comhttp://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com> Name: Timothy Birthdate: 12-08-1976 Birthplace: West Islip, N...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:23:00 PST

What is your element?

Your Element Is Fire Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out. You are exciting and creative - ...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:17:00 PST