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I Am No Feeble Chris, Not Me...

Hanging in Glib Delight, Even When I'm Cross

About Me


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What type of PUNKER are you???
Wild and Crazy Punker!!!
GG Allin(pictured)...it's as simple as that. You go all out to prove your craziness. Whatever it takes. But still put on one hell of a punk rock show!

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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.I talk and burp and giggle... Sometimes, I do other stuff, but not often. I've always been a happy little chap, but these days I'm the happiest. Also, don't be fooled: True, a while back, my test result showed me as GG Allin. The other day, as I had a lot of work to do, I filled-in a "Who's Your Inner Rock Star?" questionnaire... I came out as Enrique Iglesias.
Your True Love Is a Gemini
Why you'll love a Gemini:
Witty and sharp, a Gemini can keep up with your fast (and ever changing) mind.
You're both fun loving and free spirits. You and a Gemini can enjoy each other without expectations.
Why a Gemini will love you:
Not only can you keep up with a Gemini's sharp tongue, you can introduce a challenge or two...
You're appetite for fun and novelty will keep a Gemini interested - at least for a bit longer than usual! What Sign Is Your True Love?

My Interests

Horizontal dancin' with my wonderful jivin' partner Umbie Pumbie, giggling, dressing-up as a ghost to scare tourists, sawing off my leg and pretending to be a pirate, tap dancin', kazoo playing, keyboard miming, drumming in my sleep, radiator bashing, raison cultivation and company keeping, punk, writing, scribbling, laughing, drinking, doin' the sphinx... in that order

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I'd like to meet:

My mum and Charlie Harper in the Tartan Tea Rooms

Music:

Anything I can play over and over and over again, until all else within earshot want to kill me. I'm such a fickle little chap, I've decided to update my "playlists" for the week (as if you give a tinker's cuss, but please humour me): This week - BurnSubvertDestroy, The Swell Maps, The Cropdusters, Avaricious, The Fish Brothers, The Goodies, Spike Milligan, Seize the Day, Killing Joke, Half Man Half Biscuit, The Stranglers, Anarcho Folko, Love Over Law, The Hollies, Mortified, Bugsy Malone Soundtrack, Beadleclaw, The Filth, Flux of Pink Indians, Fleas and Lice and Vivian Stanshall are all getting the thrashing of a lifetime...I play keyboards in Harakiri Karoke, play the drums in C.D.S. (once a year, whether we want to or not), play the spare-part bongoloid with Selwyn Froglet, bash the radiator, drums and stage with Anarcho Folko and play the buffoon with THe bUs sTAtiOn LoONiEs. Other bands who've had to suffer me at one time or another include: Oi Polloi, Disorder, Eastfield, Shock Treatment, Crust, Hooray!We're Dead, Riot/Clone, Dirt, The Fenneseys, Valium 10, Profane, The Chineapple Punx, The Dregs, The Sick Bags, Half Dave Half Sandwich, The Filth, Basket Case, The Desired, Radio Schizo, Anxiety Society, Bikini Atoll, Intoxiacted State, Captain Swing, The Raisons,Dougie and the Giros, Denada, Terminal Virgin, Grim Cargo, The House of Usher, Drooling Banjos, The Mob,,Phil P.A.I.N.(kazoo sidekick) ...I'm just a guy who can't say "no".

Movies:

I love horror films - but my fave films are about paranoia. Other titles which constantly tickle and titilate include: Where's That Fire?, American Movie, After Hours, The Great Escape, True Romance, Clerks, The Thing, Lady and the Tramp, Brazil, Ed Wood and Shaun of the Dead.

Television:

the drug of the nation, though I must say, newspapers are far, far worse... like chain emails (and please repost this myspace bulletins), aw, don't get me started!

Books:

The Phone Book Maps "Uncle Cleans Up" JP Martin "Rommel- Gunner Who?" Spike Milligan "Down and Out in Paris and London" George Orwell "Them" Jon Ronson "Ginger Geezer" Lucian Randall & Chris Welch "The Little Grey Men" BB "Ghost Stories" MR James Och, all going in the ol' creaky search engine, so, Geoff Nicholson, Patrick Barlow, Ben Travers, Alfred Jarrey, Dario Fo, David Pownall, Susan Hill, John Wyndham, Nigel Kneale, Terry Pratchet, Victoria Wood, Joyce Grenfell...

Heroes:

Desmond Olivier Dingle, Raymond Box, and Nancy (what a crew!)

My Blog

Get Down and Bloggy

Am setting up a myspace site for The Bus Station Loonies, 'cos every other blogger seems to be, and you get the impression that your band is nothing and nowhere if you haven't got a myspace address th...
Posted by I Am No Feeble Chris, Not Me... on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:46:00 PST

Bloggy Drunkards

Whoo! This backward bumpkin 'ere is starting to get into the swing of this whole thing! I came to scoff, but stayed to shudder - it's great. Have already stumbled 'pon, heard from and linked-up with s...
Posted by I Am No Feeble Chris, Not Me... on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

Everybody Jitterblog

Woah! Nearly 2 in t'afternoon and I ain't dressed. Anarchy in action, old beans. It's great livin' on yer own. OK, may not be here all that frequently as really must get to grips wiv finishin' me late...
Posted by I Am No Feeble Chris, Not Me... on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:02:00 PST

Blogger Me

Am I the only geek who finds myspace a blighter to get to grips with? The world and, yes, their dog, all seem to have take to it like a duck to water, erm, so to speak. I'm a dimwit and I find it conf...
Posted by I Am No Feeble Chris, Not Me... on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST