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NON-social drinking, getting right ripped and listening to records REALLY LOUDLY, Arcades (Pinball tables and "Golden Age" coin-op video games- Mr. Do!, Ghosts-N-Goblins, Robotron: 2084, Karate Champ, Crystal Castles, Burger Time, Time Pilot, Tron, Galaga, Spy Hunter, + Star Wars to name a few), receiving skritchies, wrestling (***PWG***, ROH, IWA, CZW, Big Japan, FMW, W*ING, OLD ECW), taking drugs, jiggly breasts, breasts that jiggle, loafing around, bleeding, watching crappy movies, NFL (Carolina Panthers!), nudity, more drugs, octopus watching, candy, picking my scabs, pornography, sunday mornings, walking behind girls with nice asses + leering, kitty cats, finding things on the ground, finding things in the trash, finding things when i least expect it, walking into a bar/place and finding unexpected pinball/video games, stalking Doug Dunning around Hollywood, horror/gore/smut/filth, and last but not least- being a pest.
GO FUCK YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Erek Michael
Birthday: November 22nd, 1974- that foul year of our lord...
Birthplace: The Alamo...In the basssssssement....
Current Location: Hollywood CA- worlds largest open-air lunatic asylum.
Eye Color: Bleu
Hair Color: it depends, but if i had pubes, they'd be red. Figure it out.
Height: vertically challenged
Right Handed or Left Handed: Might Is Right!
Your Heritage: Alcoholic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans held together with Super-Glue. Oh yeah, and they smell like Chee-toes.
Your Weakness: kitty kats, things i find on the ground, tits + ass.
Your Fears: running out of Heineken always sucks...
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple + feta cheese.... served off of Katja Kassin's booty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not get arrested again. Or anymore for that matter-
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck you you fucking FUCK!
Thoughts First Waking Up: depends on who (or what) i was with the night before
Your Best Physical Feature: there is none
Your Bedtime: after you pass out and the beer is all gone
Your Most Missed Memory: being obliviously happy for no particular reason
Pepsi or Coke: Fresca or pink lemonade
Taco Bell or Del Taco: Taco Bell has ALWAYS been there for me. Even late at night. (I can't say the same thing about you)
Single or Group Sex: it's all very good.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is yucky
Chocolate or Vanilla: Jell-o
Cappuccino or Coffee: if you spend the night, one of my (few) guarantees is that you will have coffee in the morning.
Do you Smoke: whenever I'm in the mood
Do you Swear: often, and with grace
Do you Sing: Whoooooooooo!
Do you Shower Daily: why bother? besides, my "odor" is my 1st line of defense.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately.
Do you want to go to College: why?
Do you want to get Married: Only if it was to some rich old lady who was ready to die and leave me everything...
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on your definition of the word "do"
Do you get Motion Sickness: just from rocking myself to sleep every night
Do you think you are Attractive: not in the least
Are you a Health Freak: Freak-yes, healthy-most definitely not.
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so. (ask me about my "mom" tattoo...)
Do you like Thunderstorms: especially if there's lightning
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Piss: who do you think i am? Billy Wein???
In the past month have you Smoked: alot of weed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: if you know me, then you know the answer.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. Elimi-Date keeps on sending my audition tapes back.
In the past month have you gone to a Hooker: ???
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I only ate the creamy centers...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: just bad pussy
In the past month have you been on Stage: the whole world is my stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hells yeah! No shirtcockin here!!!.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: if i remembered it, then obviously i wasn't drunk now was i?
Ever been called a Tease: wink-wink-nudge-nudge.
Ever been Beaten up: One of my favorites was the time David Blaine's bodyguards "took care of me"
Ever Shoplifted: i like sticking things down my pants!
How do you want to Die: soon and with a smile on me face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: too late!
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland- LOCH NESS LOCH NESS LOCH NESS!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: does not matter
Favourite Hair Color: does not matter
Short or Long Hair: as long as it's not short-short
Height: within reason
Weight: within reason
Best Clothing Style: Clothing? your ass best be naked!
Number of Drugs I have taken: -
Number of CDs I own: too many, yet not nearly enough
Number of Piercings: just one, but ask me about it- it's just an excuse to pull out my cock anyways...
Number of Tattoos: my Mom says too many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: "It's better to regret something you HAVE done, than something you HAVEN'T done.....and if you see your Mother, tell her......SATAN...SATAN...SATAN!!!" (Butthole Surfers rule OK?)

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