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Locopuff

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I live a relatively normal existence.

I wake up in the morning, like ya do. I work for a company that deals primarily with porn websites. I get home from work, exercise, fuck around, and then go to bed.

On weekends, I commit acts of genocide, construct atomic bombs that I later sell to Islamic fundamentalists, play Scrabble with Kim Jong-Il and Osama Bin Laden, crash commercial jetliners into buildings, and torture small kittens while I perform satanic rituals that involve lesbian sex crimes on the front steps of Baptist churches. When I'm not doing that, I'm performing live abortions (which I then eat) in front of cheering crowds of Commies, Terrorists, and A-Rabs while I pee on my mom.

I'm interested in meeting people with similar hobbies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and John "Buttman" Stagliano

My Blog

The Watchmen and Das Rheingold

Thursday was full of crazy. First, work was nuts. Then, I came home, put on something nice, and immediately went to see Das Rheingold, the first installation of Wagner's Ring Cycle, at the Dorothy...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:06:00 GMT

Prop 8 is bullshit. WTF.

Dear Prop 8 supporters:Seriously, folks.  What in the hell does it matter to you if gay people want to subject themselves to divorce laws, alimony, custody battles, etc.?  It doesn't.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:15:00 GMT

See me morph into Charlize Theron!

www.myheritage.com
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:46:00 GMT

Movie reviews

Hola.This weekend: Not as much art as I'd like.  I watched RAMBO in the Cineramadome at the Arclight.  I was not so impressed with the Cineramadome, as there was a man sitting on front of me...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:03:00 GMT

My clitoris just enlarged.

Dear Wacom,I recently purchased one of your products and I must say, holy poops, Batman!  I exuded a massive amount of girl goo onto the office chair that I was sitting on while, in about three h...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:20:00 GMT

Sunday news

So, I woke up at 9 to do something for work, but I suspect that one of my co-workers was being passive aggressive when he scheduled it because me and some other guy were the only ones to show up onlin...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:11:00 GMT

The one where Jen buys herself a Wacom for her birthday.

I BOUGHT MYSELF A SEXY, SEXY ONE OF THESE:O_o*touches self*OH, GOOOODDDD.  It just arrived.  I've been rubbing myself on the box for the last half hour.  I am such a fucking retard.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:25:00 GMT

My Weekend, by Jenny Miller, age 6

This weekend I went to see art at the Billy Shire gallery.  It was good.  I liked it very much.  Then, I drew some pornographic pictures and watched some porn with Ayelet and Gabe.Yeste...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:13:00 GMT

I am a GODDAMNED GENIUS

I love AnimEigo.  They have all of the best movies.  I also love it that they have a MySpace page that they advertise contests on that no one enters, so usually me or Gabe wins: RE: Contest!...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:28:00 GMT

Weekend full o fun.

So, this weekend was exciting like my butt.Friday, I was exhausted from the week and did not desire to go out and sit in an uncomfortable movie chair for five hours to see only one movie that I cared ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:15:00 GMT