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Vern

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hair, teeth, and claws. Purrrr. I'm under your feet waiting for you to drop something.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-these guys so I can eat burgers with them! Takeru Kobayashi,..

My Blog

A Poem by Vernon.

A bird!is what I want to eat,I have grown tired of stale canned meat.Crunchies and vittles have all lost their appeal,I need to eat something alive,For my next meal.Something that flaps,squeaks, chirp...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Pounce is an asshole.

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, but there is one guy in the neighborhood whom I dislike. His name is Pounce. He's the reason that I'm not allowed outside without being supervised. Pounce is an asshole.
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:10:00 GMT