Hello, I am 78 Magazine, a ground-breaking publication in San Diego. I was born in 2003 in North County San Diego. There are a number of men who claim to be my father, but no matter. I was first conceived as a college publication that would service the schools that surrounded the 78 Highway (hence the name). But tragedy struck, and I was shot 113 times in the back of the head by an unknown assailant. All I can remember is their loud, opinionated laugh, but no matter.
Some sexy dudes decided that my time had not yet come, so they dug me up and re-animated me like so many zombies. Then they took turns filling me up with their... inspiration. I found that I had new powers, such as the ability to be in color, to be much longer, and focus on much more interesting things than college student council elections. I also feast on the brains of young virgins to sustain my twisted life force, but that can wait until the second date.
So if you've got some ground that needs breaking or something 'hard' that needs 'core,' I'm the one to call. I can be pretty naughty and I tend to *get around* town a lot - at over 60 locations in San Diego County! How fucking slutty is that! Check my website for more details.
www.78magazine.com
