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About Me

I'm 29, hope to make it to 30; even though I'm scared as fuck. working as a journalist. I'd like to think of my self as witty with a dry sense of humor, but if you asked my friends they might say that I'm just annoying. Interests in my life revolve around the macabre... I've run out of things to say. Maybe I'll come back and add some more, but if you really want tio know, hit me up. Oh, and Hot Topic is OWNED BY DISNEY!! I'm also part of that small minority of smokers. I know that puts my next to the anti-christ. Guess what? I fucking smoke, get over it. And if you go by me outdoors and cough, I'll probably just blow smoke in your face. To paraphrase the late, great Bill Hicks: I suggest all you non-smokers take a look around at the world we live in, and shutting the fuck up. Tirade over. Also, if you have a website and you're a woman, looking for some web-cam chat, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT WHICH IS UNHOLY, DON'T ASK FOR A FRIEND REQUEST. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT. NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING YOURSELF VIA WEB CAME AND NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR "HOBBY" ..TR KING GOREHOUND!
You scored 90% gorehound! You sick fucker. Stay the hell away from my family. Just kidding, but I bet you're interesting at parties. Congratulations for scoring so high! I'm going to go hide now! ..TABLE
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Which Horror Movie Are You?

Children Of The Corn
You're a very deep, dark, intense person. You want to be the leader, you want to be the follower - you are a lamb, and a black one at that. An unthoughtful, unkind person you are, even if you don't want to be. You turned out like this under unnatural circumstances, and whether you like it or not, you will remain cold.
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Symbolic Death Following the Death of the Main Threat
How will it happen? You will be left in the desert - then eaten by vultures.
'What horror movie death would you have?' at QuizGalaxy.com ..
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My Interests

Writing (fiction/ non-fiction). Music, both listening to and playing (drums). Reading. Movies. Poker. Friends. Shits. Giggles. Politics(unfortunately). Canada's looking better by the minute. Actually, it'd be nice if I could be frozen until the bush regimes' batteries run out. Cheney can't last THAT long; androids break down too... don't they?.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Chuck Palahniuk, Carl Hiassen, Gore Vidal, George A. Romero, Rob Zombie, Quentin Tarantino, Bill Hicks (RIP), Lenny Bruce (RIP), God, just so I could ask him to stop talking to Bush. It's not working Dude, when you told him to go in peace, You failed to mention that war is not conducive to peace. And, hey, if there really is a god, and he's telling Bush to go to war, we'll fuck it, I'll be proud to have boiled oil poured in my rectum for all eternity in hell. After all, if god really IS telling Bush to go to war, he's got to be one sick fuck (Book of Job, anyone?). At least Satan's got a killer pad.

Music:

Old Misfits, Nekromantix, horrorpops, him, manson, danzig, tsol, d/k (w/ Jello), pink floyd, the faint, bauhaus, bowie, the dan band, richard cheese and lounge against the machine, murder city devils(r.i.p.), franz ferdinand, boingo, tool, alice cooper, frankenstein drag queens from planet thirteen, wednesday 13, the animals, black sabbath, atmosphere, aesop rock, fugazi, the killers, old bad religion, samhain, old motley crue, old anthrax, old metallica, the adicts, anti-nowhere league, ministry, thrill kill kult, the cult, old cure, pixies, Placebo, KMFDM, kate bush, peter gabriel, miles davis, wilson picket, lard, old maiden, bon scott's ac/dc, joy division, the smiths, morrisey, new order, marilyn manson, nin, minor threat, old social d, nick cave and the bad seeds, depeche mode, the doors, rammstein, old inxs, she wants revenge,Tags // placebo : bruise : pristine.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" .. ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" .... .... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Ichii the Serial Killer, Audition, Evil Dead, Gozu, Zatoichi, Shogun Assasin, The Shining, Cannibal the Musical, A History of Violence, Videodrome-pretty much anything Cronenberg, Aftermath, Haute Tension, Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw 1& 2, Halloween, Psycho, vertigo, north by northwest, fight club, se7en, visitor q, versus, dead alive, american psycho, 2001, blade runner, the matrix(the first one. the rest of the movies were just an opportunity for the wachowski bros. to feed us their beliefs. I wanted to see 2 sci-fi movies, not a lesson in theology and philosophy). pale rider, a fistful of dollars, once upon a time in america, high plains drifter, city of god... Just realized I only have one comedy in here. Fuck it... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

Family Guy, Carnivale (R.I.P.), Sopranos, The Sheild, Nip/Tuck, Adult Swim, Masters of Horror, My Name is Earl, History Channel.

Books:

Um... This one is kinda hard. The Stand, The Shining, anything by Brian Keene, Carl Hiassen, John Irving, and Chuck Pahlaniuk. Ok, i'm just gonna start throwing out authors names: Tim Lebbon, James Herbert, Stephen King, Clive Barker, F. Paul Wilson.... Under the Bannner of Heaven by John Krakauer. There's more but I don't have the time to list all my favorite books and authors, except two more: Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch. OK. three: HP Lovecraft. Revelations, Book of Job, High Fidelity, About A Boy. Fast Food Nation, Reefer Madness, Richard Price, Jack Ketchum... The obvious :Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Phillip K. Dick, Tolkien, Adams, Peter Struab.

Heroes:

They're all dead, so it doesn't really matter.

My Blog

For the love Christ please stop pretending you're not a hooker

When you join myspace and you're an escort, hooker, whore, or a "dancer", please have the fucking ovaries to actually admit to it.
Posted by conor on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:59:00 PST

Blogs are dangerous to the world

If you opened this blog... I'm sorry... Just wanted to say how FUCKING rediculous blogging is.Not everyone's a writer or a journalist, so, for the love of God just stop.
Posted by conor on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST