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Scalpel Slut

Are those fangs!? -Do you like them? ...they're haunted

About Me


Where you can find me:
Flickr Model Mayhem Vampire Freaks Facebook
Crazed Imaginations Livejournal Gaia Online
Comment:
Cupcake Kadaver O'Keefe, the most amazing person you'll never be given the chance of knowing. I'm one of a kind but sold in every shop. My wings are held together with tape and glue. Thrift Store Angel kind of love. Easily bought and even easier to throw away. If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Being STRONG is so much more important to me then being PRETTY. I’m often at a loss of words, they bounce out of my mouth in the wrong order, always making a mess. Conceived on Halloween in a graveyard, I’m all about the spooky and gruesome. Friday nights you can find me and the lovely San Von Zombie preforming at the infamous Rocky Horror Picture Show, by Crazed Imaginations. Walls go out as they go up then topple in on me. There is nothing and everything wrong with me, lost in the woods, the way I like it. Zombies, Robots, Dinosaurs Fetuses & Cupcakes are my forte.You'll never get enough of me, but I'll always be too much."you, being obviously unhindered by any such need, are free to stare into the face of every observation you've ever made and, probably drooling, with one eye randomly dilating and contracting, say shit like, "Maybe in ten years for babies time" -Justin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My inner child. Let her know everything is going to be alright.
I want my own Groosalugg. A hero perhaps. Hell I'll settle for a puppy
You. Pants Off. Now!No, I don't want to cyber. With anyone.
No, I don't want to send you naked pictures.
No, I don't want you to send me naked pictures.
No, I don't want to hear about your penis.

Listen up shit bricks.
If I dont know you, chances are, I dont want to talk to you. So add my public account Kadaver O'Keefe

Music:

♥ Garth Brooks
♥ Death Cab for Cutie
♥ Ben Folds
♥ Radiohead
♥ Blue October

Movies:


Beyond Reality Pictures
Those Aren't Muskets!
♥ Serenity
♥ Indiana Jones
♥ Star Wars
♥ Princess Mononoke
♥ Shaun of the Dead,
♥ Sweeney Todd
♥ Sailormoon

Television:

♥ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
♥ Angel
♥ Scrubs
♥ FireFly
♥ Family Guy
♥ 24
♥ Venture Brothers
♥ Boston Legal
♥ Futurama
♥ House

Books:

♥self-help books
♥Harry Potter
♥ C.S. Lewis

Heroes:

♥ Arthur Guinness
♥ Stan Lee
♥ Vincent Price
♥ Walt Disney
♥ Joss Whedon
♥ Johnny Depp

My Blog

Read before talking to me, assholes

I'm one of a kind but sold in every shop. My wings are held together with tape and glue. Thrift Store Angel kind of love. Easily bought and even easier to throw away. Crowns & keys, hearts with w...
Posted by Scalpel Slut on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:21:00 PST