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br!ttany

!!Kiss & Ride Twist & Shout Lights Out!!

About Me


neurotic sums it up... i have an extremely addictive personality and want to try almost everything once. the only thing i know i believe is that everything is connected. let's talk about it some day. i am in constant fear i am driving on the wrong side of the road. when i walk past a street light and it turns off i feel i am doomed... plagued by my superstitions. i am quirks galore.
P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose.

My Interests

watching all english movies with the english subtitles on, trying not to kill myself on my beloved fixed, telling bad jokes and laughing until i cry, DINOSAURS, tyrannosaurus rexs, being a pack rat, not stealing road signs anymore, rock n roll kicks to the face, dogs, exploring and adventures, sitting on porches, dancing, SQUIRRELS, kentucky gentleman and pepsi, the river and ropeswing, playing in the dirt, cliffs, québécoises, walking on the waterfall, finding snails, the way things work, assembly lines, train tracks, getting lost, washington DC, recycling, the environment, morningstar veg buffalo wings, french canadians, art- andy warhol, toulouse lautrec, joseph cornell, dali, roy lichtenstein, poetry, readin books, marla tenley bombshell singer molamolamola, squibbon, sour patch kids, and a good photobooth.
"when we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."

I'd like to meet:

well, everyone. i am worried i won't meet enough people in my lifetime... or a bike in paris, someone who owns chelsea girls so i can watch it...but in all seriousness the only person i want to meet is ANDY WARHOL. or this brilliant man, mr. godard!

Music:

ryan adams, defiance ohio, q and not u, denali, minus the bear, new pornographers, lucero, black eyes, a silver mount zion, the smiths, radiohead, sleater-kinney, black heart procession, joanna newsom, yann tiersen, journey, neko case, the blood brothers, broken social scene, the magnetic fields, tv on the radio, casiotone for the painfully alone, desert city soundtrack, the pixies, fiery furnaces, whiskeytown, against me, the owls, pretty girls make graves, xiu xiu, mountain goats, my bloody valentine, desaparecidos, settlefish, sonic youth, gang of four, the good life, bjork, animal collective, architecture in helsinki, and anything yo mom makes.

Movies:

give me your new wave. give me your surrealists. give me your postmodern. give it, give, give it!
amelie, anything from godard, stroszek, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, edward scissor hands, le charme discret de la bourgeoisie, the dreamers, dali/bunuel, marx brothers anything, jules et jim, wet hot american summer, the wizard of oz, the science of sleep, and everything arnold schwarzenegger.

Television:

sometimes it's good to rot your brain until it falls out of your ears, but mostly not so much... i don't know anything about tv or pop culture so don't ask me if i've seen this or that or heard about so-and-so, ahem christine, you'll only be disappointed.

Books:


love and rockets!, la perdida, adbusters, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, anything chuck palahniuk, the virgin suicides, the stranger, perks of being a wallflower, the great gatsby, the pokey little puppy, andy warhol a-z, daniel clowes...
but more than books, it's poets: anne sexton, frank o'hara, e.e. cummings, kenneth koch, sylvia plath, susan minot, adrienne rich...edna st. vincent millay, rainer maria rilke, etc...

Heroes:


maggie and hopey... if they existed. marla singer. anne sexton. dadists. minimalists. lemmy caution.
the factory, in 1966. please.

My Blog

i want to walk around with you, i want to walk around with you, just you.

in the past two weeks i have spent more than 300 dollars on comic books, cds, booze, going out to eat and gas. what the fuck is wrong with me. i have NEVER in my life spent that much money on a bunch...
Posted by br!ttany on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

faith can keep you warm, but i'll teach you how to shake

i'm going to take the extra time i have as christine and colin are watching fast and the furious: tokyo drift to compile a list of things coming up that will force me to quit my job and rob a liquor s...
Posted by br!ttany on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:08:00 PST

run from the memory. je nage, mais les sons me suivent.

"we learned to desire everything. take nothing. be somebody, and speak in an even tone in public."this was part of a piece in the 1708 gallery. it's been swimming in my head. i grew attached to it and...
Posted by br!ttany on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

...And I wore movies in my eyes.

Ladies and gentlemen, set yourself on fire!Why? You can't remember why.Because my mother is gone and your father is dead, and all the bad guys can't wait to chop us into pieces and turn us into oil.Yo...
Posted by br!ttany on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet."

Andy Warhol also once said, "Think rich, look poor."...
Posted by br!ttany on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:07:00 PST

catastrophe keeps us together. we're the architects of the world and we're taking it all apart.

WARNING: this will be unnecessarily long with few interesting or important things. i decided to entertain myself for a bit while my second adderall kicks in by typing a bit... i am wearing pigtails ...
Posted by br!ttany on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

"Je taime the valley OH!!! I am an orphan de la valley" [LA LA LA LA LA LA LA]

after a little bit richmond gets annoying, so i go home. but i know if i stayed at home too long, i would miss richmond. i know this because i have come and gone twice for extended amounts of time. if...
Posted by br!ttany on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:45:00 PST

as the days go by, water flowing underneath. same as it ever was.

this is a recent article from time. it's about global warming and our current environmental state, as in total shit. i know most people could care less, but maybe someone will. as i'm writing an essay...
Posted by br!ttany on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

I want to be wrong but no one here wants to fight me like you do! Combat baby! Come back baby!

any one up for a road trip in march? any one that likes metric? any sauces- because emily haines is another girl who kicks some ass.... but yeah i jsut found metric is playing over a weekend in march....
Posted by br!ttany on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

it is only after you've lost everything that you are free to do anything....

okay right now. let me hear it.give me a yes or no or a paragraph or anything about this....who thinks we are all connected in some way?who thinks we as people, or everything in general, all of it, th...
Posted by br!ttany on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:25:00 PST