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Pratoâ„¢

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again!?!

About Me

Fact: I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

I drink more green tea than is normal or healthy.
I love beer.
I listen to a lot of metal, and have a weakness for guys who play James Bond in movies.
I keep EVERYTHING.
I like arguing sports, politics & theology with close-minded people.
I'm lactose intolerant, but I have learned to adore soy milk.
I consider my birthday a national holiday.

My Interests

I like when things smell good. I also like puppies. I like the beach a lot. Wakeboarding is pretty sweet. I like boys with nose rings. I rather like the feeling of getting tattooed. Oh, and Sailor Jerry rum. (But not at the same time.) I think the things I like vastly outnumber the things that I don't like.

I do not like mushrooms, warm beer, and waiting in line for the bathroom. I also am not a big fan of Jack Daniels. (Bushmills is cool though.) People with bad spelling and/or grammar can die in a fire.

The end.

I'd like to meet:

anyone awesome.. OH and these dudes!

especially the hottie in the white shirt. ;)

Music:

A little of this, a lot of that.

Movies:

The Princess Bride.
Snatch.
Supertroopers.
Boondock Saints.
Fight Club.

Television:

The Office.
Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Metalocalypse.
Top Chef!

Books:

Anything I can get my hands on.

Heroes:

..
mommy ♥

My Blog

dont be emo and hurt yourself..

be metal and hurt someone else. :D that is all....
Posted by Prato" on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:45:00 PST

January 11, 2006

today, the world lost a great man. he was a husband, a father, and a friend when you needed him the most. he was more of a father to me in some ways than my own father could have ever hoped to be. he ...
Posted by Prato" on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:06:00 PST