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Rusty Trombone Juice

i hope you get knocked up and fucking die

My Interests

Music:

give me some synth, some beats, some interplanetary sound and a harmony or two

Movies:

violence and sex, comedy at bed time

Television:

monty python's flying circus, cowboy bebop, family guy, the sopranos, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, macguyver, sealab, 12 oz. mouse, venture brothers, tryouts for american idol, the simpsons, fresh prince, full house, boy meets world, star trek, quantum leap, the twilight zone, dexter, spaced, ninja warrior, 30 days

Books:

1984, brave new world, isaac asimov dean koontz, anything written by marxists, cather in the rye, the i hate corporate america reader, chuck palaniuk books, jim morrison's books of poetry, DUNE, the grapes of wrath, utopia, my highschool AP english book, philip k dick, vonnegut, orson scott card, the metamorphosis of prime intellect

My Blog

one very important thought

4:42 in the morning. wasted hours reading comics. caught up on old boards. myspace. can't delete. want to. saw james. he says robotic, a.i. army coming soon. i believe him. also the world to end 2012....
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

virginia tech oh no

yeah, if i had a nickel for everytime i thought about doing what that kid did today, i'd have a shitload. i almost envy him. scary? no. but if i were a praying man, i would pray for everyone that died...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

the square root of one

this is where up and down, left and right, right and wrong, beatles and rolling stones, all equal the same thing: this is life. this is a man paying for gas and recycling plastic. this is a commu...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

fuckish

from this day on, blogging will be done at livejournal, my name is productofsystem, i hate myspace, it's our gen's fuckin deity, we're all computer fags
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST

and old mother cries

went to new york on monday, wasn't the best time i've ever had. i rode in the no alcohol allowed car, which sucked. it was cold, i hadn't slept, i wasn't drunk. then the only thing we do while we're t...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:01:00 PST

how many more times

i am going to wake up poor and miserable, or dead. i'm 21. my life is heading nowhere... fast. when i first came to richmond, i could do anything, become anyone. i had hopes. hope is a golden calf. i ...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:31:00 PST

first class or no class

so i was lookin over my summons for "maintaining a common nuisance" and decided to research some virginia law. Section Law 4.1-317     Any dwelling or car or whatever the fuck where the...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:27:00 PST

communalism?

manifest O some more...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well i've been down so god damn long

i'm allalone, one word. i've repeated it over and over daily for the last 6 years of my life. i almost killed myself a few minutes ago. i cried instead. i just can't do it. i think i may need counseli...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if i let you in on everything, would you lock me out of town?

i can't decide whether i'm peaking or bottoming out. i know it's one or the other. i'm either heading up or heading down. i could kill myself easier now than ever before. i don't know if that's good o...
Posted by Rusty Trombone Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST