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mung picnic juice

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

where do i start. 5'7. gorgeous flowing hair. wonderful skin and complexion. ive been told i have absolutely FABULOUS buttocks. my teeth are absolutely straight and amazingly white. ive been told i kiss like a god. perfectly pronounced pectoral muscles and an abdominal region to DIE for. my feet are clean and i have calf muscles that put most mens to shame. unlike some similarly amazingly attractive men, i DO believe its not butter. you cant beat that. please limit your messages to one per day ladies... and guys...i teach my ways for a very small fee. see you on the floor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

others who love this american life with ira glass. steampunk fans. people who quit working at lowes. people who own 1 seat couches.

My Blog

i aint seen nary a licka one

www.retropunkx.com since when is pirate a mood
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:23:00 GMT

dont forget about me

i promise i will surprise you in your stupor. do not forget about me
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:49:00 GMT

what should i do

help i cant sleep and have lead poisoning
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:36:00 GMT

What is beauty?

why dont you tell me the answer to that one, smart ass
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:24:00 GMT

theres a shadow on the wall that dances like my soul

i seriously miss sandy.  i really hope she's still alive. she made a difference in my life.  what does that make me
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:46:00 GMT

a sheltered existance that wont break the bank!

i dont think anyone wants those magical chaos emeralds as much as i do
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 01:07:00 GMT

all hail gorgotron

destroyer of fingers and small eggs
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:52:00 GMT

YOU

say it.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jun 2005 09:48:00 GMT

if you had AIDS,

would you tell anyone?
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jun 2005 12:12:00 GMT

i cant do it myself

fuck, would someone do me a favor and come burn my house down?
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 22:36:00 GMT