my name is colin....colin messick. i like long walks on the beach and chess. sometimes i enjoy horseback riding on my ranch back home. my favorite horse is named sugar sweet mothafucka because she looks like sugar and shes so sweet, but she has cancer. i also enjoy spending time with my puppy. i named her buttasoft mothafucka because well shes looks like butter and shes soft so it just fit you know. um lets see, my favorite color is red, i love starbucks, thats where i work, i like to wear my work uniform all the time, not just at work. it helps me attract those older married women. my goal in life is to be the "pool boy" or even "garden boy" at some hot horney rich married lady's house so i can have my way with the misses when hubbies out of town. i like to wear beanies...i shower in them. i talk sideways into phones so people can hear me better. the ladies love it. i love it when my cars break down. i have a new bug every week. i like being really touchy about things that dont matter and then just saying that i was kidding when i wasnt. i have two sweet star tatoos on the backs of my arms. they are red and black and then i have an amazing tatoo of a mermaid masturbating on my upper thigh. the number one person in my life is my hero. jenny lynn. she means the world to me plus shes super hot. i like to sneak into her room while shes sleeping and molest the puppy and then use her shower to beat off. i also like to leave my towel on her floor but it doesnt matter because she lives in a delapitated shit hole that should be burned down after she moves. also, when im in her apartment when shes not there i like to leave my empty myspace profile up on her computer....
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