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Candykiller

IM FUCKING HARDCORE....yeah... and then i fall.

About Me


-I am a cynical, confident, concieded, comical asshole... And everybody loves me...
-...Ok the people I love loves me... shut up
-I don't get along with girls just like every other female - Its like going to the bathroom is a competition between girls these days. How pathetic are we?!
-I am the only "goth chick" who listens to EVERYTHING as far as music goes including country... so if you call me a poser, youre talking about yourself for having a closed mind
-I'm in a biker group and I'm scared of motorcycles
-Sonic The hedge hog Super Mario
-There are a lot of things that a person can fear, like dying, poisonus snakes, getting shot or stabbed... Mine is ticks... WTF?!
-I cuddle with a stuffed rabbit named bunny bunches
-I like candy
-I havent met a chick who has NOT been sexually harassed or raped besides myself (im going to hell for saying that)
-I drink but don't do drugs
-I'm closer to my OLDER BROTHER more than any other living person or thing
-I have a shemale fetish b/c I'm fucking weird
-I still watch nickeloden and cartoon network
-I'm a redhead
-I have a girlfriend who I love very much (Sorry ladies)... but still love the cock and so does she
-I can't spell for shit
-Batman Superman
-body hair makes me cringe (and not in the good way)
-Rockstars are people too...COME ON LADIES
-I'm obsessive compulsive but not to a point where I sort my laundry by color... I just like to clean
-I wonder to myself... no really thats it... I wonder to myself A LOT.
-I'm scared of my guy friends g/f's
-I wear mens deodorant b/c to me... it smells better and lasts longer
-I still like Billy Idol
-I'm going to culinary school
-I do some modeling
-I love gogo dancing
-I still like stripping but it's time to grow up
-I've never been out of the east coast
-I have A.D.D. OH MY GOD, LOOK, A COOKIE!!!
-I'm an instigater and a PEST to the people who are always so serious and cranky and depressed...
-I spaz a lot
-I have a really high, squeeky, annoying voice that sounds like gir that I use when im hyper... yet, people think its cute... ::shrugs::
-Groupies scare me
-And I think men who shave are sexy.
TO THE PHOTOGRAPHERS WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A PHOTOSHOOT WITH ME:

I love shooting fetish/goth type stuff, but am able to adapt to most anything.I am not affraid to walk on the edge... but NO PORN or adult work - Don't ask! If you're just a GWC, go away!I prefer paid assignments, but will do TFCD if you are an exceptional tog and can help build my porfolio. I've already worked with some of the best, so... show me something! My rates are standard... email me and we'll discuss it. I expect travel compensation, and always have an escort, or I don't shoot.

My Interests

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I have a bat... Play with him and feed him if ya want.

drawing
learning more and more about reptiles
reading as many books as humanly possible
music
dancing
making new friends
making people laugh

I'd like to meet:

I haven't met Wayne Static yet and its PISSING ME OFF!!!! AAAHHH!!!! X_x

Music:


industrial
techno
disco
metal
some rap
80's EVERYTHING!!!

Movies:

poorly done /classic horror films
disney
comedy
pixar

Television:

COMEDY CENTRAL
Ren & Stimpy
invader zim
roseanne
spongebob squarepants
looney tunes
pink panther
adult swim

Mitch Hedburg
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Books:

Oh I'll fuckin' read ANYTHING. I LOVE books.

Heroes:


Ya should have expected this one... Was there ever a doubt in your mind? hahaha.

Wayne Static... its going on 9 years

Shirley Manson
I've been all about her since i was like, 8 years old.

Mitch Hedburg... Greatest comedian EVER!!!

Dennis Leary... I like assholes who can make me laugh.

Jefafa DunHAM .com... if you don't like this guy, get the hell off my page =)

My girlfriend/mistress... I love her so much... this is the only woman who can make me ROLF and LMAO.

My Blog

Take my Quiz for the hell of it

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=0704181 83803-998085& ...
Posted by Candykiller on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST

Wanna see something fucked up but funny?

Before....   After... see the difference?... I have gained almost 20 lbs in half a year... hahaha... i love it... ...
Posted by Candykiller on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

The Middle Name, Monster

I have wanted a middle name for a long time but could never ever figure out what it was... I put the name Monster in here in thoughts of my step mother. Her and I never really got alon...
Posted by Candykiller on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

Weeeeeee

i am so TWITTERPATED... hehehe... I'll never tell
Posted by Candykiller on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

Stripping...

I have moved up a little in the company i work for (AEBN).. and as far as stripping goes... I QUIT.. HAHAHAHA.... DONE... NO MORE... BYE BYE... teehee... all i care about is my art, being single,...
Posted by Candykiller on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:46:00 PST

My thoughts on Hatebreed... for the record... im sorry

i had a conversation with a friend about hatebreed ... if you like/love hatebreed, you prolly shouldnt read this... b/c it will prolly piss you off lol   VanGoH Z MiGHTY: imma dl some hatebreedJe...
Posted by Candykiller on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST