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D.D. Crocodile

No sense makes sense.

About Me

I fake foreign accents, I wish I wasn't american, I am a really bad driver and my morals are more than questionable.

My Interests

girls, girls who look like boys, boys who look like girls, whatever. Someone who can keep me entertained, dancing, tattoos, vanity plates, films, art, serial killers, music, museums

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Manson, Michelle Tea (met her!), Stevie Nicks and Robert Hayden

Music:

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:Queenofwar,The Knife,Robots in Disguise, the outsider, Queenofwar, Regina Spektor,Gry, Dead Radar, Lady Sovereign, Avenue D ((do i look like a slut?)), Stereo- Total, Hollertronix, dirty dirty princess, atomizer, soulwax,hong kong counterfeit,Chicks on speed, the faint, M.I.A, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, T.Rex, Blonde, Clinic, Lil Pocket Knife, Miss Kitten and the Hackers, Alix Olsen,50 cent, The Soft Pink Truth, Teegan & Sara, Cut Copy, Elliot Smith The Rapture, !!!, Client, Denali, Radiohead, the Pixies, the GoGos, Peaches, Portishead, Mazzy Star,God Speed you Black Emperor, Ladytron,Larry tees electro clash mix, Ani Difranco, Venus Hum, Audio Bullies, Queen, Best of the 80's mix, Velvet Underground, The Smiths, dj Keokibut... i'm eclectic

Movies:

I am a film whore, ask me i'll throw you a few- the house of yes-The royal tenenbaums-I &heart; huckabees-Eulogy-Everything is Illuminated- closer-a dirty shame-party girl Party Monster- Ghost World- the piano teacher- novicaine- finding neverland- Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind- Casablanca- Bound- High Art- Boys Dont Cry- But im a cheerleader- Girl- Who framed roger rabbit- run lola run- snatch- pulp fiction- desperado- magnolia- Gia- gummo- 5th element- fear and loathing in Las Vegas- Heathers- Secretary- Ghost world- Julien Donkey boy- ice age- Donnie Darko- Lolita- romeo and juliet- Anything with Parker Posey- The rules of Attraction- 28 days later

Television:

v-v-void. oh this is Grandma Judy

Books:

"1984" george orwell- "Helter Skelter" "Lolita" Vladamir Nabokov- "freaks amour" Tom D'Haven- "Breakfast of Champions" "cats cradle" Kurt Vonnegut- "Valencia" Michelle Tea- "Cunt" Igra Muscio- "Dangerous Angels" Francescia Lia Block- "transmetropolitan"- "tipping the velvet" Sarah Waters- "Stiff" Mary Roach IM OBSSESED WITH TANK GIRL

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Heroes:

Tank Girl-- Genesis P-Orridge-- Michelle Tea-- I will study by her, I swear it Spiddur Jerusalem-- Heidi Fleiss-- Regina Spektor Siouxsie Sioux Lady Sov... maybe one day she will fall in love with me.

My Blog

Passover with the Porushs'

My Mom: Buddy! Grandma Judy: ...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

My deepest regrets...

I am sorry, about everything, that isnt to say that I have done anything wrong. In fact, I have tried so hard to save you from yourself. to try to hold up a mirror and show you how beautiful a person ...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

Grave Dancing,

Grave Dancing its been 4 years... It was quick, she told me. A deep sleep. He& I don't know& he just didn't wake up. When I found out, reality felt sticky, like I was a fly stuck in one of those l...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:24:00 PST

The fall of the Myspace Empire

The Fall of the Myspace Empire?  by Dana P. ((aka Miss D.Stroi)) When I first joined myspace.com in October 2003 I was excited to see that it was simple and navigatable, like craigslist.com, ...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

Loud. read it so loud you bleed from behind. inside. FIND IT

((In this one I am wearing a French accent just try it. In reverse if you need too)) Music keeps beeping. Cellophane swirls Open mouth loud and wide. It's all spontaneous, Nothing makes sense ...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

A note on my blog and other related topics

If you are interested in seeing my 'real' works, please email me at [email protected] message me. I do not publish my best work on myspace because of the obvious threat it poses, however, I am alwa...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST

fantasist

The jokes swirl around us in laughing fits.Although I dont entirely understandI know enough to know we shouldnt be laughing at this.times were better when the smiles were lessficticiousinstead we fake...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

blah blah blah Dana is a fuckin bitch blah blah

You can never be me. get over it.always.D.Stroi
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

holiday boredom

me n my dadd...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

I wasn't joking when I called my self princess crocodile

You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. ...
Posted by Princess Crocodile on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST