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the star of 37 "fighting man of the yukon" films. Highlights. Fighting man of the yukon:the jim mcclusky story(1967) Son of the yukon(1969) bride of the yukon(1968) Sisters for the yukon(1976) Trouble in the yukon: the strange case of avaitor ace(1971) fighting man of the yukon meets dracula. yukon justice: the return of jim mcculsky (direct to video 1996) Bullets over russia: jim mcclusky and the red menace(1983) Pride of the yukon(musical, 1970) Big jim goes to harlem(1974) Father of the yukon: the untold story of clayton mcclusky(tv 1979)My stupid liberal son tells me I'm such an old prick that i'm out of touch with the times, that my views are prehistoric. So I says.I'm a son of the yukon a straight shooting man I got the might cause I'm allways right you pansy pinko man I'm a log breaker I ain't no faker I do as I pleaseYou wanna drink cause you don't stink come over anytimeI'm the bravest man in all the known countiesI'M THE FIGHTING MAN OF THE YUKON!!!!!

My Interests

logs, beer, jim beam, america, i hate those damn socialist canadians, talking to nice folks, bok choi my lovely wife, charlie (my yuppie socialist son), veterans, country music now THATS better than that rock crap the kids play these days. I do like that Canyee West though, hes a real straight shooter.Amen Brother

I'd like to meet:

That son of a bitch George W. Bush! He's a nancy boy. His father was a real president. Any of you liberal motherfuckers, i'll kick your asses back to Red China. Straight-shooters, anyone who can break more logs than me. Drinking buddies, sons & daughters of the Yukon. That guy i was drinking with last week, I don't remember his name.

Movies:

They haven't made a decent movie since Fighting Man of the Yukon in '67

Television:

I kicked it in 14 years ago and haven't bought a new one. I used to like that Fall Guy starring Lee Majors that 6 million dollar man. And Bonanza, they were real down home boys.

Books:

I lit all my books on fire. Its cold up there in the Yukon and books don't keep you warm unless they're flaming in the fireplace

Heroes:

pat robertson, that guy on fox news, the one that yells all the time. you know the one with the spotty drinkers face, the one who cuts you off if you don't say what he want to hear. he's funny, he don't take shit from no one. wife thinks he's a lair,hell what does she know her country lost.. clint eastwood, uncle sam, popeye the sailor, my side kick and mgr for 36yrs thirsty, all my Yukon brothers! and those ladies over at Wal mart, they never cuss or fuss when I lose my lunch in the snack bar.

My Blog

Q&A With Big Jim Mcclusky

1. Who is the last person you held hands with? Barbra Streisand and Bill O'Rielly, Bill was on a bender. Ninja's with blow darts led by ol' "funny girl"Before I knew It I was wear a pretty floral pri...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST

The Mcclusky salute: Popeye the sailor

What a true american! I had the honor of meeting him on a USO tour in '75He did spinach tricks, beat up on Bluto... and we thrilled to his tales of adventure and the high sea well into...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

I'm back! Take a log to commie's!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Was on a bender, wandered into Fresno. Got drunk and shit my pants . passed out on a cop car. Fresno PD ain't too keen on that sorta thing brother.. Been pissin and...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:59:00 PST

MY DEAR FRIEND CACTUS SILVIO: MASTER OF THE BULLWHIP,CONISURE OF ADVENTURE

32 bandito's in and my log faulters... the stench of burning timber fills my nose. Little billy, I made a promise to ya I aim to keep. By the yukon billy, those bandits will pay. I'm a piss poor drunk...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST

hello brothers and sisters

Been kind of busy at home dealing with some personal stuff folks, so I just want to apologize for not being able to blog as much as I would like.... that being said I'm not one to go out and pim...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

Vote, Hippies!

Election time is coming up here brothers and sisters, and I implore you to stop hugging a tree and put down the bong for one day and vote. I'm not tell'n you how to vote, I'm just tell'n you to vote. ...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

POTRAIT OF A FIGHTING MAN OF THE YUKON: JIM OF THE JUNGLE

Now this takes me back to the summer of 69 when I was doing the USO tour. Support the troops! Just before I got on stage to do a fiddle duet with Stubby Kaye I received an urgent transcript. See, w...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

PORTRAIT OF A FIGHTING MAN OF THE YUKON: The thousand mile rebel rousers.

I fell to the floor with dirt and sweet in my eyes.. my log,my dear log busted in two down by the school yard... father of the yukon? where are you now? Blood dripping from my right arm, leg all buste...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:13:00 PST

The Middle East conflict and other resolutions

Many of you have asked over the past couple of months, "Where's Big Jim? Why isn't he blogging?" Well there have been a couple of reasons why I haven't blogged in a while, one and probably the m...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:23:00 PST

MY CRY BABY SON CHARLIE

my sissy cry baby boy charlie... always soggy about stuff I done when I was drunk twenty years ago, always.... contradicting everything I say like I never wrote and directed the chain gang trilogy... ...
Posted by Big Jim Mcclusky on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:07:00 PST