R2-BUTU

"I was born...son of Luis, brother of Rob. Gloria's my mama, Supertex my job. It's "MAC" Ronald, not McDonalds. These rhymes are Darrell's, those peoples are RONALD's! I've been down my family tree. My mother, my father, my brother and don't forget Ria P." - RUN-DMC- "Son of Byford" adlibbed by R2-BUTU........OK, alright here's the story......"When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the Empire and he was the Shoguns decapitator. He cutoff the heads of 131 Lords. It was a bad time for the Empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. My father would come home, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't affraid of the Shogun, but the Shogun was affraid of him...maybe that was the problem? Then one night, the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were suppose to kill my father, but they didn't.....that was the night everything changed." - original storyline from "Lone Wolf & Cub."But for real...I'm sorta like Iverson's dribble, Kobe's jumpshot, Tiger's swing, Angelina Jolie's lips, Mike Tyson's hook, and Vida Guerra's ass...NICE!