The Kitty Clause profile picture

The Kitty Clause

This Kitten has Claws...the original bad influence

About Me

Eat shit and die groupie assholes.And more! I now work at Sounds in Botany Downs, oh how I loves my job *smack smack* mwahahaha...music is timeless and how I love thee...as long as cd stores never goout of fashion, I'll always be happy....though I do miss bartending...*sigh*Now, back to the broadcast:I'M AN OUTCAST FROM THE LAW OF AVERAGES...Your Parents Warned You About Me...you should have listenedEgyptian/Portugese/Persian/Indian descent, fetish model, EVO ANGEL, music store slacker (manager actually), Suicide Girl in the making...resident psychopath... what more can I say?
Your Birthdate: August 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: DecemberI GET MY BIGGEST RUSH FROM AN INJECTION OF YOU

My Interests

Eat my fucking cupcakes!Sociology, Music Events, Painting, Photography, drinking, modelling, SUICIDE GIRLS, metalevolution EVO ANGELS, acting, Vampires, Zombies, horror movies, TROGDOR! Strongbad, homestar, Wendigos, twisted violence, blood, guts and gore, having fun with friends, having fun with random people (oops), all hallows eve, Vampire Ball, being nasty to the local gothabees and baby bats, corsetry, seduction, the simple art of making enemies, being rather bitchy, being loveable, being cute, being naughty....WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS JUST ONE MORE EXCUSE

I'd like to meet:

My corpse. I'd love to meet people like Anthony Hopkins, Eli Roth, Johnny Depp, Jhonen Vasquez...I'm a big fan of their work and...um.... Bands, musicians (Tommy Lee is hot and so is Dave Navarro and Ville Valo), artists, bartenders, models, actors...like minded deviants I guess...I'm pretty open minded...unless you have the deep cooties...if you don't know that reference you suck.The only thing is this: I'm sick of being fucked over by chic friends. Fuck what is UP with that??!! If you have no personality or friends...DON'T STEAL SOMEONE ELSES...fucking make your own, you fucking losers...So unless you're of the relatively sane order or you're someone I already know, hur, you figure it out. Fuckin personality leeches and friend whores, SO done with those... over and out..grrr fuck off check out my slideshow for deviations involving me and my lovely friends

Music:

Slipknot, Tommy Lee, IN FLAMES, A Perfect Circle, TOOL, Slayer, Pantera, NIN, Fear Factory, Flatline, Jerk, Deftones, Led Zeppelin, Murderdolls, Mudvayne, Strapping Young Lad, New Way Home, Second Theory, 311, Cobra Khan, Kidney Thieves, Nightwish, Tomorrow Comes In Silence, AFI, Guns n Roses, Iron Maiden, Remote, Naquadah, Jack Off Jill, Veruca Salt, Tapping the Vein, My Ruin, Coal Chamber, MDFMK, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Killing Joke, Taproot, VNV Nation, OPETH, Type O Negative, Wumpscut, Rob Zombie, Stabbing Westward, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Korn, Pink Floyd, (hed) P.E. , Static-X, Sunk Loto, Cold By Winter, American Head Charge, System of a Down, Bob Marley, Incubus, No Love Lost, Devildriver, Alice in Chains, Genitorturers, Snake RIver Conspiracy, Snot, Black Sabbath, Subtract, Brujeria, Chimaira, Machinehead, Ill Nino, Prodigy, Sepultura, Rage Against The Machine, Sevendust, Skunk Anansie, Faith No More, Rammstein, Drowning Pool, Motley Crue, Cradle of Filth, Soulfly etc etc etc..... WHAT KIND OF METAL ARE YOU?
Death Metal
This genre got its start down in Florida with acts like Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Monstrosity, and Morbid Angel. Once Corpse was featured in the movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective, the scene suddenly took interest in Death

Movies:

Fight Club (best movie ever), The Crow, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Tank Girl, Requiem for a Dream, Butterfly Effect, Cabin Fever, Hellraiser, Nightmare Before Christmas, Blade, Resident Evil, Silence of the Lambs etc etc
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Alchemist.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Television:

gah, television....I don't like television....House? The Simpsons? Invader ZIM?yep

Books:

A Taste of Blood Wine, A Dance in Blood Velvet and The Dark Blood of Poppies by Freda Warrington. JTHM, Lenore, Bear and Filler Bunny also. chur Information i Marilyn is a restricted area. Authorised personel only
Username:
From Go-Quiz.com
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?

Heroes:

Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Johnny Cash, Johnny Depp, Titania, Eli Roth, Tommy Lee, Dave Navarro, Quentin Tarantino, Ed Gein, Joey Jordison, Stephen King, my mom and dad (ahahaha)
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Envy: 60%
Pride: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You? My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Kidd Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network

My Blog

Cracking the whip

So yes, I am now managing the Botany Downs Sounds Store and what a mess it is! Thats ok, my obessive compulsiveness will sort it out! This place is so awesome, and it rocks now more than ever that we ...
Posted by The Kitty Clause on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

Blah blah blah

So Anyway....its almost that time of year again, my birthday has spun round again and I refuse to get any older! I got tired of organising parties so if any of you want to throw me a surprise party (n...
Posted by The Kitty Clause on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

taste in men

hahahahaha...so ironic and appropriate all at the same time...Placebo sings to me...I'm listening to Taste In Men and finding it oddly fitting. So had a great weekend, apart from the oodles of couples...
Posted by The Kitty Clause on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:55:00 PST

My theme

I woke up alarmedI didn't know where I was at firstJust that I woke up in your armsAnd almost immediately I felt sorry Cause I didn't think this would happen againNo matter what I could do or sayJust ...
Posted by The Kitty Clause on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

damn and blast here are my ramblings

So awake. When you just can't sleep for days and nights on end and everyone you meet asks if you're on something. Sometimes I think it would be easier if I WAS on something. But I'm not. Its just my b...
Posted by The Kitty Clause on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:56:00 PST