What not to do during coitus. |
I've learned a few points for myself and I felt itwould be "charitable" to share the knowledge I've gained.
1) Police aren't fond of people copulating in public ...not that they'd admit to, anywa...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:20:00 GMT |
The emo condition (revised) |
The emo condition (revised) by Dr. Hanz Gropenfondel OB/Gyn and Dr. Ashe Urungus IN/Sane In the beginning there was Goth, and yes, Goth was derived from Punk, but Goth did not try to imitate or replic...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
Mr. Gravestone and the Spirit of Vengence - an epic tale |
M r. G r a v e s t o n e- a n d -t h e- S p i r i t- o f- V e n g e n c e
by: Dr. Hanz Gropenfondel OB/GynIt was a dark and snowy summer's morn full of warmth and sunshine and Philip and his older br...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:20:00 GMT |
Haiku time, ye vapid wretch. |
I coagulate in your veins of putrescence desecate my grasp -------------------------- I drink unto thee Give me what you've not to give I drink to your death --------------------------- Sanguine addic...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
On Abortion |
I don't care if they're a woman's choice or not.I'm not a woman so I'm not qualified to make such judgements.However, I am qualified to say that child birth is a horrible choice for anyone.Dig this, t...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 16:12:00 GMT |
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Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:26:00 GMT |
The Adventures of a Failure named Gerald |
The The Adventures of a Failure named Gerald By: Dr. Hanz Gropenfondel OB/GynGerald broke out of sleep in a sweat. He couldn't remember the last time he had a good nights sleep...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:46:00 GMT |
The end of all things |
In truth, we are just like leaves. In the spring of our lives, we begin to bud and grow. Our summer comes short after as we reach our peak in size and fight to be in the spotlight. But, then comes our...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:11:00 GMT |
Serious novel ... please give feedback. |
I'm writing a serious novel (for once) and I'm a few chapters in.The following is the very beginning and end as well.I was just wondering, from reading this small bit, if it would be something you'd b...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
business proposition |
I am starting up a new business.
I'm looking for others interested in making large sums of money.
Here's the deal, I intend to sell steroids to the athletes of the Special Olympics. I believe that lit...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 22:16:00 GMT |
