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About Me

In the beginning there was nothing. After the Big Gravy Stroke, the myriad of splatterings pulsed with life and congeled into planets, lifeforms, and El Schlong. Three homosapiens on a righteous crusade to create. Their numerous musical influences combined with their own creative juices leaving the stiff cloth you hear today. El Schlong's music is metal with a twist of random. Like satan in the bath puzzled by the ginger pube on the soap. Like a bloodied 2 by 4 with tinsel trim. Like Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the meat tenderiser.......... After being chased out of New Zealand by a crazed mob, the band relocated to the bright lights of London where they are slowly gathering a following of confused young men in white makeup, and others. In April 2008 they released their debut album The Baddies Are Coming. You may purchase this by messaging them on this site, by clicking the "buy now" button below, or from the sifty one-eyed man in the alley down yonder. If he tries to sell you the "coathanger combo", politely decline.
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JORDAN BUSKING

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Member Since: 8/1/2005
Band Website: elschlong.cjb.net
Band Members: Nick - bass and vocals,
Leah - guitar and vocals,
Jordan - drums and vocals

Influences: El Schlong

Many

Sounds Like: El Schlong
Record Label: Would you keep your labels for the homemade jam
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Baddies Are Coming album reviews (5 reviews)

El Schlong The Baddies Are Cominga review on El Schlong submitted by CEOMong (taken from www.muzic.net.nz)8 fairly long tracks comprise this really rather fine album, laden with toughness, for the m...
Posted by El Schlong on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:50:00 PST

NEW ALBUM: The Baddies Are Coming

Yes, we have FINALLY released an album. This can be purchased by messaging us or by clicking the "buy now" button below. The Baddies Are Coming is an interesting collection of 8 sometimes heavy, som...
Posted by El Schlong on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

London relocation

Baldy has left via Germany, Leah leaves in 3 weeks via Thailand and Jordan leaves after that. We will be meeting up in London in early August, so look out for El Schlong then.
Posted by El Schlong on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

El Schlong T-shirts

We have some t-shirts for sale. Men's T-shirts are $25 and come in sizes small, medium, and large. Girl's T-shirts are also $25 and come in sizes 8, 10, 12 and 14. All Tshirts have the Schlong logo ...
Posted by El Schlong on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

We are back

We have dusted off our fingers and lungs and are ready to play again. We may be rusty but we are eager, and everybody loves a trier. Which means only one question still remains unanswered......... Are...
Posted by El Schlong on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

Hiatus

We are going on hiatus for a while due to the departure of our vocalist. We aren't looking for a new one, the three of us are going to share vocal duties. At the moment we are learning how to scream...
Posted by El Schlong on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:05:00 PST

Baldy wears women's underwear

That's right. He does
Posted by El Schlong on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:39:00 PST

WE DON'T NEED A NEW DRUMMER

We got one. He done hit stuff good, and he's quite a dish. That is all.
Posted by El Schlong on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:34:00 PST

WE NEED A NEW DRUMMER

We are looking for a new drummer. Our influences are pretty wide and include lots and lots and lots of different metal, quirky stuff, groove orientated stuff, classical, old man hand cranking tunes a...
Posted by El Schlong on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST