Bigfoot aka. Sassy

I am tall, dark, and not very handsome. Hairy like a beast and I have a dick the size of most small dogs. I'm not as elusive as most might think, infact, I am usually 15 ft. away when you are camping, watching, waiting for a glimpse of those hairy women you usually bring up into the mountains with you so I can beat off later with my large hairy palms. You usually refer to them as "hey bitch!" which is a lot different then the grunting noises and raised hairy arms we usually use to get our woman's attention. To each their own."When in Rome."I'll add more as I can think things up...