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Keith

I am a red-headed step child! Remember, No one is as original as you think they are!

About Me

I was a dirty ass kid. I would find myself outside tromping thru the woods, streams, ponds, and swamps any where I could find 'em. I would move like lightening, chasing and catching any kind of animal I could rustle up. A child version of the "Crocodile Hunter"... My energy was not all focused in wadding thru hip deep muck and murky water, I also played sports like soccer, basketball, lacrosse, swam (for Severn River Sharks... ooo so scary), pick-up games of street hockey and lots-O snowboarding. High school for me, was just that... think about it, you'll get it. My life has been nothing close to dull... it has been one hell of a ride that would make the most wild roller coasters look tame! It is my life that has given me the chance to see, live and understand the word different, while admiring and absorbing the many facets that make up the world we live on. I have traveled from coast to coast and top to bottom but I still have many states to visit for more than just a pit stop at a gas station. This ride could end tomorrow but I hope it lasts long enuff for me to find my way home from my next adventure!
Your Birthdate: September 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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My Interests

Too many name. I find something new all the time. Constantly looking for new things to try and new places to go... One destination is to go snowboarding in the Alps or the Andes, bungy jumping, sky diving, travel to Australia... you know the regular type of stuff. On my travels I want to incorporate parts of the countries I visit into my persona... The only way I see achieving enlightenment is by blending the best of all beliefs and the best way to do that is to witness them first hand.

I'd like to meet:

Those of you who are not afraid to admit your weaknesses, and for those of you who are afraid... boo!!
K Kind
E Extreme
I Irresistible
T Twisted
H Hairy
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Music:

I like to Sail the Seas of Cheese as I come to the conclusion that I have No Quarter which means I can't buy Any Blood, Sugar, Sex or Magic, all the while I am waiting to get to Terrapin Station in order to catch an Iron Butterfly. Why do you want to be Another Brick in the Wall when All You Need is Love to feel like you have Family Values. Sweet Dreams are made of These as long as you do not cause trouble because someone might call the Police. Sometimes I Feel I've Got to Get Away from this HE Said, She Said Bullshit otherwise it will be time for some Ill Communication, when I would rather be shopping at Paul's Boutique. No Doubt you will miss something if you Blink so lets keep it real as we Jump Up and Get Down, come on now and B Real as we take Hits From the Bong. Or you could go down as one Notorious mother f*cker and end up getting MASEd. I like just about all music as long as I can make a connection and get down with it.

Movies:

Supertroopers, Boone Dock Saints, The Big Labowski, Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Spun, Go, Joe Dirt, anything with Christopher Walkin, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Braveheart, The Goonies, Friday, Meet the Parents and Meet the Faulkers, Sin City, the Breakfast Club, Old School... and much much more!

Television:

Survivorman, Planet Earth, Scrubs, South Park, The Family Guy, Who's Line is it?, Simpsons, Cops, That 70's Show, CSI, Entourage, Comedy Central, The Daily Show, Aqua-Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Best of... on VH1, The Weather Channel... I know TV only propigates the downward spiral we like to call American life, but it can be so deliciously distracting and calmingly consuming... I mean is that not what we want, to be distracted and to consume?

Books:

I'm reading Alice in Wonderland. Usually I read when the feeling strikes me. The more pictures the better! I ain't no dummy tho, I cans reed at the sam leval as any one of yous....

Heroes:

My entire family and all my friends! Homer Simpson, Sir Issac Newton, Einstien, Socrates- I mean where would we be without them? And what about Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, Rocky and Bulwinkle, Bert and Ernie- don't they mean anything anymore! I don't know! I am not even sure I should care. They were pioneers... they were stars!

My Blog

Who are you?

I am the one who controls everything in my world. I am a pawn in the game of life... seemingly useless and expendable but I can take down  kings. I am the one who makes my decisions. I am a leade...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:42:00 PST

How about something a little more... well, you be the judge.

Screw you! You self righteous arrogant pompous assholes! You know who you are! The ones who think they are all hot stuff and their shit don't stink. I often wonder where you get it from? Awe, I a...
Posted by Keith on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

understand yourself

How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him.                    &...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 04:16:00 PST

Conundrum

I am not really religious... this quote just seems true to all who find them selves compelled and torn within their struggles. "When law and dutty are one, unitd by religion, you never b...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:06:00 PST

Life could be worse.

I am living the life you wish you could, but I wish I was living yours'. The grass is always greener... until you have to cut it, then it just sux. Thought: Be happy with what you have b...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:02:00 PST

huh?

Alright, alright I heard you! DO what now?
Posted by Keith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

umm ok.

"Life is nothing more than substitutions and distractions!"
Posted by Keith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in touch

OK OK Alright Alright I'm feeling it.
Posted by Keith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST