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Hypotenuse

YEAH, I STILL SKATE.

About Me

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My Interests

Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, Hot Ladies with Foreign Accents, Skating, Scuba Diving, Mountain Biking, Photography, Drawing, Painting, Sculpting, Online Gaming (Socom, Unreal Tournament, Killzone, Battlefront), Hiking, Backcountry Camping, Power Boats, Sailing, Boo Berries Cereal, Skimboarding, Movies, UFC, Snapping Turtles, Computers, Fireworks, The Bush 1500, Hellhouse, Tasty VW's, Coffie Ice Cream, Steamed Shrimp, Alligash Belgian White, Ressurection, Sunday River Micro Brew, Loveland Pass, Coctail Cove, Margaritas with Salt, Grafton Notch State Park, Vail, Brekenridge, Steamboat, Crested Butte, Loveland, Backcountry, Deep Powder, Frontside Grinds, Kick Flips, Maine, Tumbledown Mountain, Key Islamorada Wakeboarding with the Dolphins, Severn River Glass Runs, Huge Wakes, Mountains, Trails, Forest, Colorado Rockies, Thunder, Lightning, Gyruss, Discs of Tron, Freebees, Marathon Roadtrips, Brewer's Art, Stickin' It To The Man, Stalking the Elusive Chupacabra.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Angelena Jolee, Nichole Kiddman, Carmen Electra, Jacques Cousteau, Jake Burton, Tony Hawk, Stan Winston, Herbert West, Rodney Mullen...
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Music:

Skinny Puppy, Thievery Corporation, Big Audio Dynamite, Alpha Blondie, Steel Pulse, Bob Marley, Ministry, Public Enemy, Mix Master Mike, Diesel Boy, BDP, DK, Dust Brothers, Eric B & Rakim, PIL, The Samples, Beastie Boys, Meat Beat Manifesto, The Cult, Crystal Method, Deltron, KMFDM, Asian Dub Foundation, Sublime, 311, Almighty Senators, Groove Armada

Movies:

Close Encounters, Hellraiser, Hellbound, Hardware, Clockwork Orange, Toxic Avenger, Alien, Dark Crystal, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Original, They Live, Bladerunner, Exorcist, Exorcist 3, The Shining, Lifeforce, American Psycho, Half Baked, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Heaven Help Us, Caddy Shack, Matrix, War of the Worlds, Fight Club, Akira, Jacob's Ladder, Raider's of the Lost Ark, Angel Heart, True Romance, Terminator, American Werewolf in London, 2010, Kelly's Hero's, Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Brain Dead, Return of the Jedi, Bad Influence, The Thing, Raising Arizona, War Games, Unusual Suspects, Stand by Me, Nightmare on Elm Street, Italian Job (original one, not that new crap), Fast Times, Basic Instinct, American Beauty, ET, Caddy Shack, Serpent and the Rainbow, Breakfast Club, Cool Hand Luke, Shawshank Redemption, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Psycho, Vanilla Ski, Reanimator, From Beyond, The Professional, Killing Zoe, Legend of the Overfiend, Rawhead Rex, Hostel, Fubaar

Television:

America's Most Wanted, UFC, Cold Case Files, FBI Files, X-Files (oldschool episodes), Miami Vice, Grounded for Life, Malcom in the Middle, Simpsons, King of Queens, Seinfield, MASH, SCRUBS, SCI FI Channel, Discovery Channel, History Channel

Books:

Odds of dying in a car accident in a given year: 1 in 18,400 (Source: National Safety Council [NSC])
Odds of getting killed somehow while walking around outside: 1 in 49,000 (NSC)
Odds of drowning: 1 in 88,000 (NSC)
Odds of choking to death: 1 in 97,000 (NSC)
Odds of dying in an air (or space) accident: 1 in 392,000 (NSC)
Odds of freezing to death: 1 in 469,000 (NSC)
Odds of death from falling off the bed or a chair: 1 in 347,000 (NSC)
Odds of choking to death on your own vomit: 1 in 740,000 (NSC)
Odds of getting killed by fireworks: 1 in 26,440,000 (NSC)
Odds of death due to overly hot tap water: 1 in 11,100,000 (NSC)
Odds of death due to burning pajamas: 1 in 97,000,000 (NSC, and no that's not a joke)
Odds that you'll kill yourself: 1 in 9,200 (NSC)

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Heroes:

My Parents, Jacques Cousteau, Jake Burton, Tony Hawk, Herbert West