"It used to be so great to be a man. Women were there to please us. They'd look after the kids and we go out and have a good time. That's the natural order of things." - Al Bundy
GUYS WHO JUST WANT SOME TIME TO HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER GUYS WITHOUT THE PRESSURE/INFLUENCE OF WOMEN, TO DRINK, WATCH TV, SCRATCH OURSELVES, TALK ABOUT SPORTS AND HOOTERS WAITRESSES, EAT NACHOS AND BBQ TILL OUR HEARTS CONTENT. BASICALLY DO NORMAL GUY STUFF THAT MOST WOMEN HATE ABOUT OUR GENDER. JOIN NO MA'AM TODAY...LET'S SHOW THE WORLD THAT BROTHERHOOD REALLY DOES COME BEFORE BITCHES.
CHOURS: NO MA'AM, NO MA'AM There comes a time in each man's life, When he ought to say NO MA'AM, NO MA'AM, NO MA'AM There comes a time in each mans life When he's got to say NO MA'AM.There was a man named Adam, first man since time began. He was all alone and doing fine, but the Lord had another plan. He reached in Adams' manly chest, the shock made Adam wince, And then the Lord created Eve, Man's been hurting ever since. (Chorus)Temptations, they were many, her eyes, her lips, her nose, Her pleasures beckoned unto him, that's nature I suppose, But Eden turned to Hades when she gave the sucker punch, He should have asked for something else, But he said, "What's for lunch." (Chorus)There was a man named Bundy. Scored four touchdowns in one game, Polk High School was his Eden, Until the prom night came. She was Peg, from Wanker County, She's Mrs. Bundy now, Cause Al forgot "Once you get the milk, You don't still need the cow." (Chorus)
BIGGUNS MONTHLY
AL BUNDY, JEFFERSON D'ARCY, GRIFF, BOB ROONEY, AND IKE...OUR NO MA'AM FOREFATHERS.